an actual fucking announcement.

#11

Honestly donā€™t even care anymore. This game is such broken fucking trash.

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#12

@Durbs2001

Keep that bonk stick at the ready

Cleopatra is sure to get those juices flowing

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#13

iā€™m not surprised maybe they merge Valk with Berzerker and give it a female default body and add a price tag of 5bucks.

were going to have some kinda of winged visage on the helmetā€¦with goldā€¦and ā€¦earings.
and its going to have a huge melee weapon kind of like the Hammer or the Axe. or its just as slow asā€¦the samurai sword. and we wonā€™t be able to throw it eitherā€¦oh fuck meā€¦ for being a prophet.

#14

I would imagine some sort of spear or staffe?

#15

fuck me ā€¦a spearā€¦that looks longerā€¦but we canā€™t throw it! Thats the bonus!

#16

Something along those lines šŸ˜

#17

Donā€™t expect much from this next update. Itā€™s gonna be a bummer.

#18

A special bow that looksfunny, that canā€™t charge up.
or a unique wristblade that can only hit ONCE!
or a disk that you can ONLY use as melee and doesnā€™t have a throwing capability??

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#19

I wouldnā€™t be surprised.

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#20

As it states in the Bible
Leviticus 20:15
Shall a man lay with a animal he will surly be put to death and the animal will be killed
I will do what I must

#21

please be quiet

#22

Non

#23

Leave my scout - duelist alone!!! Its the only thing that puts a smile on my face these days XDDDDDD

#24

You will smile once I start a haggis shader petition, if those evil melons get a shader

#25

Youā€™ve got my vote!

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#26

Believe it or not the petition is soaring in numbers šŸ‘šŸ»

#27
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#28

HAHAHAHA
Tells ya all!!!

#29

ā€œWhAtā€ šŸ˜ , gets me everytime , to be fair he is lucky he didnā€™t get sparked . Iā€™ve seen people chinned for less šŸ˜„

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#30

Esspecially in Glasgow mate XDDDDDDD