an actual fucking announcement.

i’m not surprised maybe they merge Valk with Berzerker and give it a female default body and add a price tag of 5bucks.

were going to have some kinda of winged visage on the helmet…with gold…and …earings.
and its going to have a huge melee weapon kind of like the Hammer or the Axe. or its just as slow as…the samurai sword. and we won’t be able to throw it either…oh fuck me… for being a prophet.

I would imagine some sort of spear or staffe?

fuck me …a spear…that looks longer…but we can’t throw it! Thats the bonus!

Something along those lines 😁

Don’t expect much from this next update. It’s gonna be a bummer.

A special bow that looksfunny, that can’t charge up.
or a unique wristblade that can only hit ONCE!
or a disk that you can ONLY use as melee and doesn’t have a throwing capability??

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I wouldn’t be surprised.

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As it states in the Bible
Leviticus 20:15
Shall a man lay with a animal he will surly be put to death and the animal will be killed
I will do what I must

please be quiet

Non

Leave my scout - duelist alone!!! Its the only thing that puts a smile on my face these days XDDDDDD

You will smile once I start a haggis shader petition, if those evil melons get a shader

You’ve got my vote!

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Believe it or not the petition is soaring in numbers 👍🏻

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HAHAHAHA
Tells ya all!!!

“WhAt” 😁 , gets me everytime , to be fair he is lucky he didn’t get sparked . I’ve seen people chinned for less 😄

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Esspecially in Glasgow mate XDDDDDDD

I know , I remember in 2008 I was working as security and went to Glasgow for a week , we got off the train and walked about 15 minutes up to the accommodation basically in the city center . Just 2 minutes from where we were going we seen police etc down one street and wondered what it was, we got into the room and turned on the TV and boom , it was what we just passed and a policeman had been shot 😁 madness .

I knew a guy who went to have a fight outside a pub and was hit in the face with a machete, the same guy chinned one of the Glasgow gangsters on a night out .

I’ve been on a night out and see someone get attacked with a bottle of buckfast from a tramp, because someone pissed on his head when he was asleep and he thought it was the wrong guy , ive been standing with friends and a gay guy overheard someone I know talking about trying to find someone to go home with and said he would take him home , he was chinned within 2 seconds on the spot . I’ve seen riots with police which ended in innocent people getting accidentally sprayed with pepper spray 😁 the police dropped their car keys and someone threw them on the roof . Its mental

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A guy where I’m from went on the x factor dressed as George Michael

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