Why doh, why must we fight?
Crusaders Cult VS Melon Marauders
Fucking sweet lmao
Y’all better cut this shit out rn before I get off of my chair, come down there, and KICK YOUR FUCKIN ASS!
W E . A R E . A L L I E S .
Any one caught sabotaging or disrupting this alliance will be declared a heretic, and the remaining heretics will be hunted down and defeated!
By the strength of the force, the will of the Lord, and the might of the Melons,
I DECLARE AN ALLIANCE!
Between the Templars/Crusaders, The Melons, And My Loyal Sith, we all shall become one, prosper, and better our lives, for a safe, secure society!
In order to maintain our security and continuing stability, the forum factions will be reorganized into the first Templar Melon Empire!
To the alliance, a drink!
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I control the Holy Crusaders
The Senate controls the sith
Who controls the melons?
We need all of us to control out people
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The Melon Council, of which I am a member.
Khi & Mello were the founding 2 so they have the most say and any word said by them is Melon law.
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I’m just here to kill infidels and heretics
TO ALLIANCE!!!
TO OUR LORD THESENATE
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Sounds like we need crusader cosmetics with melon shaders in game. GET ON IT ILLFONIC!
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GTAO had green aliens vs purple aliens vs men in black. I dunno why illfonic hates fun and just wants to dick around.
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Lol. Never lol
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There is only one way to settle this
On the battlefields of Chivalry II
Or are you all just imposter crusaders??
Afraid to fight with cold hard steel??
We fight with cross blade lightsabers
Charlatan!
In the name of the house of Agatha I shall cleave your skull in two with my halberd!!
You lack the scrotal fortitude to face me in real battle!
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Or a little of both?
😉😘
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