Where? I’ve got, mmmmmm, popsicles and candy!!!
Forum Wars Episode 2
GIMME DEM CANDY
It’s down in the ol cellar, however I’m gettin to old for these here stairs, I just need you to be a helpin hand to mmmmm, get me down the stairs, heeeheeee~
-shoves Herbert down the stairs-
There ya go
Achieves flight
Cool
Now gimme the candy
You just gotta, hmmm, come on down to the cellar and help ol’ herbert here lift the boxes of candy up the stairs, heheheeeeee~
WHY CANT YOU DO IT?? YOU CAN FRICKING FLY
It’s called getting old, son. Now be a good little youngin and help an elderly man out.
But you can fly
Yes, I have my aviators license, I fail to see how this is relevant. Now, just help ol herbert get these heavy boxes of candy out of the back room now.
FINE
-lifts up boxes to the living room-
Are you happy
-mumbles- stupid little short guy…
locks cellar door
Hmmm, now we’re gonna have some fun now, heheheeeee.
Let’s have a little drinking contest. I’ve only got enough wine for one, so you’ll just have to get Tylenol PM instead, mmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm.
whistles the ymca
Really
-grabs wine bottle-
Look whos gonna have to do the Tylenol now huh
Dammit just take the candy and the wine.
Too old anyways.
Time to go huff some exhaust fumes.
Ahahaha
Imagine being old
-eats candy in front of Herbert-
Oh do you need your cane for leaving?
Yes as a matter of fact I do, but I prefer the walker most of the time.
Here ya go
-gives minuscule candy cane-
-laughs hysterically-
Excellent.
enlarges candy cane to real cane
Walks up stairs
AGH
-steals cane and Herbert falls-

