Forum Wars Episode 2

Achieves flight

Cool

Now gimme the candy

You just gotta, hmmm, come on down to the cellar and help ol’ herbert here lift the boxes of candy up the stairs, heheheeeeee~

WHY CANT YOU DO IT?? YOU CAN FRICKING FLY

It’s called getting old, son. Now be a good little youngin and help an elderly man out.

But you can fly

Yes, I have my aviators license, I fail to see how this is relevant. Now, just help ol herbert get these heavy boxes of candy out of the back room now.

FINE

-lifts up boxes to the living room-

Are you happy

-mumbles- stupid little short guy…

locks cellar door

Hmmm, now we’re gonna have some fun now, heheheeeee.

Let’s have a little drinking contest. I’ve only got enough wine for one, so you’ll just have to get Tylenol PM instead, mmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm.

whistles the ymca

Really

-grabs wine bottle-

Look whos gonna have to do the Tylenol now huh

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Dammit just take the candy and the wine.

Too old anyways.

Time to go huff some exhaust fumes.

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Ahahaha

Imagine being old

-eats candy in front of Herbert-

Oh do you need your cane for leaving?

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Yes as a matter of fact I do, but I prefer the walker most of the time.

Here ya go

-gives minuscule candy cane-

-laughs hysterically-

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Excellent.

enlarges candy cane to real cane

Walks up stairs

AGH

-steals cane and Herbert falls-

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Falls up the stairs.

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I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the funds to do it.

How does that work

-grabs leg and pulls down-