Cool
Now gimme the candy
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You just gotta, hmmm, come on down to the cellar and help ol’ herbert here lift the boxes of candy up the stairs, heheheeeeee~
WHY CANT YOU DO IT?? YOU CAN FRICKING FLY
It’s called getting old, son. Now be a good little youngin and help an elderly man out.
But you can fly
Yes, I have my aviators license, I fail to see how this is relevant. Now, just help ol herbert get these heavy boxes of candy out of the back room now.
FINE
-lifts up boxes to the living room-
Are you happy
-mumbles- stupid little short guy…
locks cellar door
Hmmm, now we’re gonna have some fun now, heheheeeee.
Let’s have a little drinking contest. I’ve only got enough wine for one, so you’ll just have to get Tylenol PM instead, mmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm.
whistles the ymca
Really
-grabs wine bottle-
Look whos gonna have to do the Tylenol now huh
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Dammit just take the candy and the wine.
Too old anyways.
Time to go huff some exhaust fumes.
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Ahahaha
Imagine being old
-eats candy in front of Herbert-
Oh do you need your cane for leaving?
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Yes as a matter of fact I do, but I prefer the walker most of the time.
Here ya go
-gives minuscule candy cane-
-laughs hysterically-
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Excellent.
enlarges candy cane to real cane
Walks up stairs
AGH
-steals cane and Herbert falls-
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Falls up the stairs.
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How does that work
-grabs leg and pulls down-
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