Forum Wars Episode 2

You just gotta, hmmm, come on down to the cellar and help ol’ herbert here lift the boxes of candy up the stairs, heheheeeeee~

WHY CANT YOU DO IT?? YOU CAN FRICKING FLY

It’s called getting old, son. Now be a good little youngin and help an elderly man out.

But you can fly

Yes, I have my aviators license, I fail to see how this is relevant. Now, just help ol herbert get these heavy boxes of candy out of the back room now.

FINE

-lifts up boxes to the living room-

Are you happy

-mumbles- stupid little short guy…

locks cellar door

Hmmm, now we’re gonna have some fun now, heheheeeee.

Let’s have a little drinking contest. I’ve only got enough wine for one, so you’ll just have to get Tylenol PM instead, mmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm.

whistles the ymca

Really

-grabs wine bottle-

Look whos gonna have to do the Tylenol now huh

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Dammit just take the candy and the wine.

Too old anyways.

Time to go huff some exhaust fumes.

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Ahahaha

Imagine being old

-eats candy in front of Herbert-

Oh do you need your cane for leaving?

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Yes as a matter of fact I do, but I prefer the walker most of the time.

Here ya go

-gives minuscule candy cane-

-laughs hysterically-

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Excellent.

enlarges candy cane to real cane

Walks up stairs

AGH

-steals cane and Herbert falls-

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Falls up the stairs.

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I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the funds to do it.

How does that work

-grabs leg and pulls down-

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