I finally got one

Yup , thats exactly what they did . To make it so you need to play more to have a chance of getting anything good
Lol.
Im stealing this btw
Tell me about it , I’m a millionaire, piiiiiimp . Shame its in a game with nothing good in it
Maybe I would play more if it wasnt soo fucking stale.
Im richer than Bill Gates in this game
Hopefully today will breathe fresh air into the game
Exactly why they done it , my friend . Changing numbers to get play time up without actually adding something that makes you want to play .
I’ve been playing a little today to grind in preparation for update so yeah hopefully something good, but Im not expecting shit.
I mean the country could survive without Ohio. Can you send one to Wisconsin too Im tired of these fuckers with there guts hanging out wearing a block of cheese for a hat while watching there football team play in rhe snow
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I will consult with the higher ups
I mean…we can get rid of Cleveland but the rest of Ohio ain’t so bad
Nah If anything Cleveland is the only good part. The rest of the state is filled woth Amish ppl and there just the wolfs in sheep clothing.
That has to be by and far the weirdest take on the Amish I’ve ever seen.
Where did they touch you
New Jersey wont be missed nuke that one lol.
I was hurt my a Amish girl on her rumpspringer or whatever its called! She could suck the chrome of a doorknob and man was the kitty soft
That’s not fair you can’t nuke people that can’t turn left
All makes sense now



