Joe Mama

Well, if you do want to keep him as a pet, they are pretty low maintenance and I’d recommend watching a few videos on jumping spider housing and care, as it is rather simple.

It’s not quite jumping spider season where Iive, but soon it will be and I’ll probably get a pet jumping spider.

If you are interested, here is a really good video if you haven’t taken care of a jumping spider before:

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ICK!!

This movie ruined spiders for me the same way Jaws ruined the ocean for me

Except Spider-Man of course

Wierd because Old Yeller, Cujo and Man’s Best Friend didn’t ruin dogs for me

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Poor Australia

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no i hate spiders

i have arachnophobia

Ah I see, then I recommend letting him go.

i cant catch him im too scared

doesnt matter if they can hurt me or not they’re still gross

still up

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Please save Terry! The poor spooder is probably as scared as you are. Captured by a giant and now he’s stuck in its den. I understand if you don’t want to do it. Everyone has their phobias. But if you can, please at least find someone willing to help the poor guy out.

Yeah, the thing is there’s VERY little space where I can fit in behind the TV. It’s one of those big ones and it’s on a heavy stand, and it has a bunch of stuff back there which Terry can have a very easy job of blending into. I’ll find some way to get him out soon.

PISS

Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does

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yo momma so fat when i fucked her i burned my ass on the lightbulb

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update: i just saw him crawl out the door after he gazed upon me one last time

he is now free and he freed himself

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So happy for Terry! :-)

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Terry is free! Let he live a long and happy spooder life! Outside where no hoomans might squish him

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Long live terry

I guess he’s scary terry ;)

Terry, short for Terrifying.