Join the Grapevine

#58

And you’re neither melon nor grape, shoo impostor begone with you.

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#59

Ummm… Indigo is literally the “I” in the “ROY G BIV” light spectrum memory aide. Your teacher was a putz.

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#60

Using words like “putz”, huh?

Stay awake from my wife!

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#61

[in old-timey Transatlantic accent]

Now, good sir, I’ll have you keep your distance from my wife, my good man. Elsewise it’ll come to blows, see? And I will have your hat, my good man - I will have your hat!

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#62

I’m on the melons side 🍉

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#63

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#64

Yes, I hadn’t heard or seen ‘putz’ in quite some time. It seemed due.

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#65

It’s not me you should worry about. It’s your wife. She LOVES my hats. ALLLLLL of them.🤠

#66

Pray, good sir, shall you challenge this common peasant and his tomfoolery to a game of fisticuffs?

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#67

tenor

Fisticuffs, my ass! You know what a… cautious fellow I am.

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#68

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#69

We both know full well what you failed to post.
The Grapevine never fails

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#70

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#71

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#72

In the back because no one wants those sumbitches

#73

No that’s were you melons will go

#74

#75

Your like a broken record with theses jokes

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#76

#77

Lots of time in life wasted to a joke that…nobody will hear. :(
Badblood, is it time for a time out or do you have more kick in you?

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