Did you ever hear the story of Dagoth Ur?
Just say "Hi Brow!"
DEATH to all star wars nerds!!!
If you’re very good, tomorrow night I’ll tell you the story of emperor Claudius who was betrayed by those closest to him, by his own blood. They whispered in dark corners and went out late at night and conspired and conspired but the emperor Claudius knew they were up to something. He knew they were busy little bees. And one night he sat down with one of them and he looked at her and he said, “Tell me what you’ve been doing busy little bee or I shall strike down those dearest to you. You shall watch as I bathe in their blood.” And the emperor was heartbroken. The little bee had wounded him more deeply than anyone else could ever have done. And what do you think happened then?
Yes, i’ve heard the story.
Who hasn’t by now? Oh by the way, you killed him.
Bring it on.

Hokey religions & ancient weapons ARE NO MATCH……
true, how about a death star blowing you apart?
Pffff WEAK! Easily destroyable with 1 lucky shot
Oh, I’m afraid it is you who is gravely mistaken,
I have upgraded my deflector shield. Oh I’m afraid that the shield will be quite operational, when your friends arrive.
Only a Sith deals in absolutes……. I will do what I must
You will try.
And then the bees killed him in his sleep. Ironic, he could save others from bees, but not himself.
Ah I see a fellow intellectual here.
I thought not. It’s not a story the mages guild would tell you. It’s a Morrowind legend.
Dagoth Ur was a dark elf so powerful and so wise that he could use the heart of Lorkhan to create life. He had such a knowledge of the arcane arts that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
U haveth not the force


Death to yeesus
Death to star wa…….oh wait it’s already dead
SITH AND CRUSADERS UNITE!!!


