Melon Men vs SkooLBoY_SkePtiK

#17

This is why I told you to bring your walker but nooo, you just had to insist that you didn’t need no damn walker you could keep up with the young bucks and that you didn’t serve 3 tours in the emu wars for a couple whippersnappers to tell him what to do.

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#18

I can keep up just fine until Zeus points out a good cook den then you damn kids and your methamphetamines get all squirrelly running around in circles like grandma gave you sugar!

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#19

Melon men , a club so exclusive that you only get to play them after Edward Norton shows up and personally invites you to fight

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#20

We only let the top 1% of the leaderboards have a chance to join.

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#21

tenor-2

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#22

I’m flattered that I was always told to give in and join then 😄 , even though I’m the bottom 1%

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#23

You should

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#24

raw

#25

It is still my mission to systematically destroy the melons and possibly get you on the FBI most wanted list

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#26

I hate tax dodgers.

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#28

Melon Men are legends. One of the few to defeat me. But I’m onto them. Lost last time cuz one guy unloaded a gun on me after a slam. Should that kind of weaponry be legal???

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#29

do you Melon Guys also Fight against PC Predators?

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#30

You actually done good , jimbo . They are a solid pack of players

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#31

That was me, I was blinded so I did the only thing I knew how and that was fire aimlessly and hope I hit something. These weapons are illegal in every country known to man and some known to monkeys.

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#32

We’ll play against anyone so long as they’re not cunts who take the game super serious. The real challenge is getting four of us together at the same time for a decent amount of time.

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#33

Yeah we’ll take on anybody looking for fun matches. We’re not a heavy sweat squad or nothin.

#34

Been a minute since we played. Want to set a match up against my pred? On pc now. PS4 is long gone.

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#35

Me personally am unavailable all week but there’s no shortage of melons. It’s just gettin them all together that’s the trick lol

#36

Me and some potatoes got you a few days ago. But you played pretty good.