My wife left me

#16

You make being able to tickle mustaches with your partner sound like a bad thing?

#17

She probably left you for a hacker with turbo macro on his penis.

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#18

I have heard of micro penises before , but never a macro one

#19

In Soviet Russia, you don’t have da partner, you are da partner!

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#20

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#21

Yes 😭😭😭 he alone play the game and is ver bad

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#22

Lol

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#24

Remember that even though she left, you still can’t cheat on her, or else …

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#25

Good game, you’re lucky I had a bunch of useless potatoes on my team.

#26

What was your online name? Gg. Now u realize I’m a CHAMPION!! #GETSOME

#27

It was a match on Derailed, I got 3.7k damage on you. You did a good job applying pressure throughout the whole match.

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#28

I remember. U carried the team then I got you with a lazer in the barn?

#29

Yeah, you got me with the plasma at the end.

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#30

PHG IS YOUR WIFE NOW!

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#31

I need to play against you Jimmy, just out of curiosity

#32

#getsome

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#33

everytime i read this thread , I get “or else my wife will snap off my cock” on my speakers.

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#34

Can be arranged

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#35

Of you feel like your partner has let you down, Cordell and Cordell is the rah’t partner for you…

I just love how he peonounces tah’mz (times), lah’vz (lives), gah’z (guys). Theres a much better ad on the radio but i can’t find it on the interwebs.

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