To all the melons out there trying to recruit me

#2

It’d be a lot sweeter if you’d stop resisting

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#3

Melons aren’t sweet

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#4

Well not us no. But in general they are

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#5

The melons accept all even those with no taste.

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#7

James Cameron wrote, directed, produced and starred in the melon dead series. I notice you left out the poster for the infamous 3rd entry in the series. Melon Dead 3: The Return Of The JedKhi

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#8

I was pressed for time , Jim. We all don’t have years to complete our projects

#9

You might have to word that differently, a being such as @James-Cameron exists outside of such feeble concepts as time.

#10

And yet , I won’t 😏👍🏻

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#11

I can make people hate melons just by reminding them of the watermelon festival level on Super Mario Sunshine. Fuck that level.

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#12

🍇🍇🍇

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#13

We can create melon fever by simply reminding everyone of their association with boobs, which are the finest of all the melons.

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#14

That has certainly got me back in that’s for sure. Watermelon festival? What’s that? Never heard about it. Don’t remember talking it.

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#15

Watermelon festival is code for wet t shirt contest. @Fire has crazy nips.

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#16

Aye yo too much info Cameron, too much info.

#17

You should join us.

And if you don’t, who cares! 🍉

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#18

Fair enough 👍🏻

#19

Haha. Fucking loved that game. Wish they made a second one. Imo best Mario game

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#20

THIS. This is why I’m sad you’re quitting the game 🥺

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#21

I have a love/hate relationship with the game lol.