Imma let you re-read that and let it sink in.
You got it yet?
Have you noticed the difference between DAYS VISITED and DAYS MEMBERSHIP yet? Outta 58 days where I have visited the site, I have read roughly 24hrs worth of content. I have visited this site 58 outta 76 days of membership (which is closer to 80 than it is to 60, dipshit). If anything, this coulda helped your argument by stating that I’ve spent 76% (I found the irony in this screamingly funny) of the last 76 days visiting this site. Then again, that would be false because ‘days visited’ does not equate to ‘days spent scrolling through this garbage’.
Let’s see if we can’t get an approximation of your patronage, shall we? 19 days out of about 930 isn’t a lot of read time (in fact, it’s about 2% of the time you’ve been a member), but I’m curious to see what your ‘days visited’ stat is?