Anyone else think relationships are dead in this generation?

#142

That’s not fair. You don’t drink alcohol

#143

Hazme cafe en las bolas jodio huelebicho de mierda

Good luck translating that and making any sense of it

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#144

Obese you say?

#145

Make me coffee in the balls fucking smell bug of shit, eh?
Well, Kühlschrank essen während scheißen ein Baum, Arschloch!

#146

O B T U S E
Meaning thick. In the head, that is.

#149

listen its easy…

Far away at 50.000 B.C Humans need each other, alone they wouldnt survive…

100 years ago, a separation was not appropriate…

and today? It dosnt matter… When you not work correctly in a relationship they go to Facebook, twitter or any other social media and search for a new one.

Iam 44 now and I know this since I was a young guy… be prepared to move from section partner to section partner until your days are numbered… It is like it is

#150

I like those odds XD
Depends whether you want a smoking-hot basic bitch or a 5 with personality. For the first option, just beat a guy up and borrow a sports car from your friend and hey presto, you gon get some dry plastic pu$$y. If you want the second option, act like an actual human being. Strike up a conversation, appear aloof yet interested, and come up with some interesting-sounding story about your career/life. Then again, last time I tried that in america was a decade ago so who knows now lol

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#151

Hah, fat head. XD

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#153

Tbh if it was a female predator we’d prolly both end up on the sex offender registry.
Wait.
Can aliens file harassment complaints? Hoo boy, I think I just found the mother of all loopholes XD

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#155

I don’t need an eleventh finger to eat ass lmao

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#157

Perhaps even an alien Tenga

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#158

Thread’s too long, didn’t read. No, relationships aren’t dead you fucking incels. Take a shower.

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#159

Hard yeets coming in fresh and hot.

Bruh left dis chick at the restaurant for being on the phone during a date. Imma try this shit out when I need a laugh.

Tell the server “she agreed to pay her own tab I have an emergency and must go” leave a fat tip and grow wings.

#160

I dont even need four

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#161

The best and most effective move on a chick is to act uninterested, it sends them into a frenzy and they want the guy they think doesn’t want them . Reverse psychology works like a charm.

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#162

Depends if you want quality or quantity.

You are correct about playing sigma and KNOWING you are capable of ripping any mans testicles off and hanging the on the front door to be knockers.

But if you need to just hit something. You have to grind kinda like the new wat hammer. Darktide.

Approach and flatter 20 a day. One will eventually give you some nook noonk. If you’re good at typing come up with a good approach copy and paste insert name of subject then send to every woman on the site.

Always play broke or don’t simp to be exact. If you do you stay in the friendly atm zone.

#163

If she has a nice fat ass fingers help to part the wave.

You could just head butt your way in stiff tongue 👅 and all.

Look at him go, what an animal!!!

#164

Any guy in the friend zone needs to walk away , unless you can genuinely be friends obviously, but dont be the dickhead that goes out with them and holds their bag while they look for other guys

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