Are peanuts edible wood?

Survival shows will never be the same again…

‘…and he’s being dropped of in the forested wilderness with no food 😅…’

You find yourself this dangerous and desolate land, what will you be eating tonight?

I will use the wood from these trees, a few peanuts and me map to make me a barrito, mate.

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Nah fuck it, they’ll just start gnawing on the bark off a tree while staring right in the eyes of the host. The host and cameraman will just stare in disbelief.

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All wood is edible.

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All you can eat forest

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And nothing to stop the insatiable hunger.

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If Peanuts are Wood then Wood is fucking delicious

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@Fire knows that all too well.

Is his favorite kind of wood firewood?

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Fak yu, @Anyt1m3 and you, youd like some firewood WOULDN’T YOU you sick twisted degenerate.

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I do enjoy melting my white, creamy marshmallows over them, yes.

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