Ashton DB9 bent ova for a Lamborghini

British version of God Bless America

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It’s funny as hell, you get these people who are constantly crying that theres no lives on here, yet you see em here all the time.
Idk man, I treat this place like a comic, looking for anything entertaining.
Even as a kid I used to. Used to love reading Calvin and Hobbes.

It’s funny tho, cause while I may interact with people on here, you got real losers on here stalking and obsessing over other peoples lives.

Its insanity lmao.

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This is 100% true. It obviously depends on the models, years, editions, amount of cars, etc, but you don’t need to be a millionaire to afford cars of a high-end make. But we sort of already knew that, as people have mentioned how doctors and such can afford them. I recall there being a guy on youtube whose entire channel was about creating a series on owning a Lamborghini as a middle-class person. I believe it was a yellow 2004 Gallardo. He would update weekly talking about fuel costs, maintenance costs, insurance costs, the positives and negatives of driving it (from positive to negative attention it recieves, to dealing with weather, road conditions, whatever). He covered pretty much everything about owning that specific car, which is of a high-end make, but obviously not comparable to other models and editions of the same make.

It’s like a Rolex watch. If all you want is a Rolex, you can get an old one in working condition from the 1950’s or 60’s for maybe $1000. Maybe more now with inflation etc, idk. But then there are other Rolex models that are $300,000 or even much, much more. They’re both Rolex’s, but there’s a big difference there.

Also, there are photographers that make some big money bro lol. That’s a highly varied profession like many others, like real estate agents. There are real estate agents that are just average joe schmo’s. Then there are guys who the stars call for their homes, etc. The guys who are multimillionaires themselves.

But like you said, for many cars, buying them is not the problem. Owning them is the problem. Fuel, maintenance, insurance, etc. Same deal as a plane. Buying a small single-engine plane isn’t out of reach for many people at all. Fueling it, maintaining it, storing it, insuring it, etc? Whole other story.

That being said, this thread is about discrediting me as a wealthy individual alla- @Samhain13 style. Well, all I need to do to counter that is point to one thing, and it doesn’t even involve the cars, or even the black card. All I need to point to is the JP Reserve. It’s shown on my channel in the unboxing, and it’s shown in the photo I posted here, but I can take more for salty asses that really wanna try hard. Not a big deal at all. I’ll write “Sam is a little bitch” on a piece of paper and take a fuckin video of it for all I care lmao.

That card is invitation-only (like the black AMEX), but it requires you to be a client of JP Morgan Private Bank with a minimum of US $10 million under management to even qualify for an invitation. So let’s put that into perspective. If someone has at least $10 million in liquid assets under management with an investment bank, then how much do they have elsewhere like savings, checking, other investments, non-liquid assets like real estate, cars, jewelry, etc? You would have to be braindead to think someone would risk anything larger than a fractional percentage of even their liquid net worth, let alone their entire net worth, to be placed under investment management.


Maybe now nigger Steve can understand how I don’t need to “rent” a jet like these scrub directors and film producers that he so-called knows down in GA. Ya, I bet he’s knockin back shots with them on a yacht off the coast of Monaco right now while cutting a deal on the next Tyler Perry project and laughing at “that Aston idiot on the PHG forums”.

HE’S GOT A SUICIDE VEST!!! GET DOWN!!!

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Shh, be careful on the accusations. Now you’re going to get Sam coming here saying “HE’S TRUMP, GUYZ! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! HE’S RICH AND HE’S RACIST! I CAUGHT HIM GUYZZZZZ!”

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Bitch it hasn’t been 24hrs yet, shut the fuck up XD

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While I understand that mocking people here on the forum is great fun, why don’t you invest your time (and money) to something more useful? Considering average development time of a game (around 5 years) it is right time for some company to start work on next Predator and Alien game.

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LOL you think I’m going to invest my time and money to start a game development studio, negotiate licensing deals, and dev a new Pred game to appease the likes of @Samhain13 the dweeb?

Nah I’d rather have him stuck with this broken game and nothing else going on in his life like he currently has. What’s hilarious is when I tried to find the replay of the match between Jason and him on his channel, I noticed he recently took up playing DBD instead of this all the time. If he rages about cheaters in this game, then God help him in fucking Dead by Daylight of all games. That game has a public cheat from literally EVERY public provider under the sun lmaoo. Aimjunkies, wallhax, you name it.

Here you go, people. Go ruin Sam’s experience in that game too so he can finally shoot himself:

https://www.aimjunkies.com/cheats-mods-aimbot/dead-by-daylight

I should go do it myself just to troll him.

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