BATTLEMATCH: MASS VS ZAX
This aint no bromance! This is me ‘sane person’ fighting a crazy youtuber! I believe i’m winning!
Dude just the fact that almost every thread has you guys fighting in it is so funny. You’ll write like three paragraphs carefully deconstructing Zax and then he just says “FACK U MUTHAFAKKA!!!” it’s like art
YOU AINT GONNA WIN SHIT MOTHA FUCKA!!!
People on social media can’t find true idols.
What they have are people on youtube pooping into a toilet, and if you’re of their demographic who identifies with pooping into a toilet then you will get a subscriber.
Then someone pays for a bot and suddenly you get 120000 subscribers who identifies with pooping into a toilet. Are they real or are they fake? Who know, who cares? They make no money for themselves either way. This is “SOCHAL” media. It is So. Chal.lenging.
This is what mankind has achieved in the year 2026.
Now if you actually were someone who made something unique, artistic, expressive, artistic, that spoke to the psyche then you might make money through a patreon.
AND YOU ARE NONE OF THOSE THINGS SO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU KAKA BOY!!!
As far as you know…;)
I KNOW EVERYTHING MOTHA FUCKA I KNOW YOU LIVE IN YOUR MOMS GOD DAMN BASEMENT AND YOUR A GOD DAMN VIRGIN!!!
Zax I have informed Reptilian Feminist HQ about your activities and they will be handling things very soon. A 6’5" scandinavian woman with arms the size of a tree trunk will be at your dwelling to take you to fat camp and hit you with thrown rocks until you stop raging on the internet.
GOOD THEN SHE IS GONNA GET A GOOD POKE WITH MY DICK IN HER!!!
WOOOOOOOOOO!!! ITS GONNA BE A HELL OF RIDE!!!
Well, she also packs a solid 8 incher, ya know. That’s why she’s the Reptilian Feminist Illuminati enforcer.
But hey, if you wanna try and get into her pants to meet her solid snake, go right ahead.
WTF?!?!?! EWWW!!!
Nah i think you can do it. She’s actually really nice when you get to know her.
I DONT WANNA KNOW THAT DICKLESS TRAITOR!!!
Oh shes not dickless
You see all scandinavian women have fat hawgs. They’re born that way. Similar to how all slavic men are born with a fishy gash.


