What did you just say?
No wait, it can’t be. It’s all starting to make sense now.
Bigfoot is real
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I was little skeptical, but now that you also think so too, it must be true.
It’s the character he uses in Speedrunners. It all makes sense now, how could I have been so blind. The signs were there, we just,
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I wish he used his powers for good. Like stealing that roadmap spreadsheet from the devs. But it looks like he’s a coward who trying to avoid hairy situations. Insert Death Siduis ‘ironic’ meme.
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He can’t use it for good, furry magic is always rooted in evil. Just look at the way he goes “wooo”, pure evil.
Also the roadmap was released a long time ago, here ya go.
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I just used the Hubble telescope to zoom in on the arrow and i found a disturbing message from the devs.
We didn’t listen.
I can’t read ancient dev but maybe you can make it out
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I can somewhat make it out and I don’t like what I see.
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Nah, no magic. He was getting to be an embarrassment at yiff parties because he’d burn himself out quickly, being in the fursuit and all. All the exhaustion and ED would cause him to sulk in a corner, whimpering, sadly watching all the others yip and yap to explosive pleasure. This triggered him to finally do something about it, so he started the Pony Diet which is just fruit, veggies, and hay, and look at him now. Thin, fresh, and powerful. His stallion stays at attention, and his endurance now outlasts everyone in the room.
(Don’t be confused by the Fluttershy suit; Fire’s not a Brony. But his journey has shown him that dipping into that realm gets him some fiiiiiine ponussy, so he bounces back and forth as he pleases)
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Perhaps he’s a Ja-brony, with a candy a**. I know just the folks who can take him down. (Been looking for a reason to plug this)
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I’m old enough to have watched the Nation live on Raw. Like, back when Rock was Rocky Miavia, before he started referring to himself in third person. God I’m old…
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Same. I didn’t like them that much back then, but their intro is really badass
Lmao, you should of posted the entire animation. Wuuuuuoooooo.
Playing that character doesn’t make me a furry.
It makes me someone who loves stupid animations.
Oh no no no, dont you blame you wanting to bone a furry version of me on me, that’s your own sick twisted mind.
I had nothing to do with it.
I’m no furry. I wont dress up for you.
But sounds like you personally wanna test my stamina.
I already know @Anyt1m3 does.
Seriously what would your girlfriend say, about you obsessing furryly and sexually with @Anyt1m3 about another guy?
You two sicken me.
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Single pringle since November baby. Hoping to make it with some hot PHG babes (do they even exist?).
I don’t want to test your stamina, but, I am willing to watch you and @Anyt1m3, out of curiousity.
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Uh huh sure. That’s not what your last post says.
These past post have revealed that you teo furries are obsessed with me. @Anyt1m3 more than you.
Idk you could try @Finessology
That’s the only female I know of on here lmao.
Tho going by this thread @Anyt1m3 is your perfect match.
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It was the only one I found besides it’s more than you deserve.
My last point gives no indication of what I want, but simply the facts :D And yes, I think he is far more obsessed. I’m but a passing fancy, whereas he has clippings of your hair that he will weave into his next fursuit and explore his vore fantasies by pretending he is inside you.
Nah, I feel like Finess would beat me up. Plus I have far too much respect for her to thirst. @Aihrui, maybe…ooh, or @Voodoo1stLadyTTV, her voice melts me.
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