Blood Thirsty Lord Feral Predator doing some sweet assassinations!

that is also true

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Well we’ve solved it boys. Don’t live and you can’t die.

When do we get our Nobel Prize?

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this is why abortion is not legally classified as murder

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Do you comprehend the can of worms you just opened up?

You know how retärded the forum is normally, now a imagine highly controversial topic irl being thrown in.

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Let the shitstorm commence >:)

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Abortion is not murder.
For the religious, please look up the Carholic Church’s stance on infant baptism and the breathe of life.
For the non religious, carry on, you probably knew this already.

WOW I CAN’T SPELL. Leaving it bc lol

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And so it begins.

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I learned this technique from Ryan Reynolds. In practice, he makes a habit of improvising jokes lines one after the other without cuts, eventually one comes out and that stays in the movie.

So, keep ridiculous discussions going until you can fit a punchline that will wreck havok.

Some people you can trigger right away, others take longer.

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Abortion is not murder, but when a pregnant woman shows up to a peaceful protest an gets blasted in the face by a fire hose, causing her head to be smashed on the street and both she and the fetus die, the law says double homicide.

Legal double standards

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MURICA!

So now you can die even though you are not alive. @TheSenate no nobel prize

This looks like the start of something truly great for this forum. I will look over this threads career with great interest.

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If a state makes abortion illegal because “murder”, then fucken fetuses should count toward tax dependants and carpool lanes.

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also for plane, bus and train tickets
concert tickets
movie tickets

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I’ll let Bill Burr take it

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I love Bill Burr but…

What do you do if you burn the cake? Is technically still a cake, but you wouldn’t want it, would you? You’d throw it to the garbage. Would you do that to a child if it was born with defects? If it didn’t “cook” correctly in the “Oven”…

Comparing a fetus/child to a thing is probably a bigger sin than abortion

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I have 0 issues accepting the fact that abortion kills fetuses. None. It boils down to the mothers body autonomy. If she doesn’t consent to having her uterus occupied by a fetus, taking her nutrients and resources, causing irreversible physical changes to her body, its up to her. When it comes to rights, mother > fetus (a parasite essentially).

Don’t look at me. I can’t answer that question as I’ve never had to.

Just providing what I thought was the best analogy I’ve ever heard on the matter.

I will say I can tell you’re not married. Wife sets a burnt cake she made from scratch on the table in front of you it’s in your best interest to eat every bite with a smile. The alternative is far more troublesome