Have you tried our brand new tide pods?
Now cherry flavored!
Cannot cloak consistently while eating boars
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ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!
Have you tried shipping them to me?
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I have it keeps getting sent back to me.
Have you tried not giving me a fake address?
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No lol.
Have you tried the updated address I sent you?
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Have you tried not sending me important information when you’re drunk?
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Have you tried not letting me get drunk before sending you important information?
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Have you tried telling me when you feel like drinking so I can stop you from drinking?
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Last time we tried that you told me to stop constantly messaging you.
Have you tried joining me in my drunk escapades?
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No. Cause you you always wanna rob a bank in a crew of 10 with everyone wearing assless chaps.
And you always end up going go the hospital ER thinking it’s some secret bank.
Have you tried not a wearing assless chaps when you’re drunk?
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I have actually.
HERES A WHOLE TRUCK FULL
Drinking it all at once?
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I even drank the gasoline out of the tank :)
Have you tried seeing what makes my liver immortal?
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I’m away a few days while moving and find this thread. Best gift ever
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Uh I believe it’s pure mercury.
Have you tried chugging a whole gallon of it?
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No but there’s no time like the present.
Have you ever made a drunk pizza ATM run? Cause I just did lol
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How is it?
Lol
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Fucking magical.
I’ve had wine and rum and walked to get a pizza from the atm. It’s fucjin great man. Buffalo chicken is the best the machine makes. It’s great when you’re getting or are drunk.
Have you tried getting Rey to do that thing again?
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That sounds amazing.
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I’m having a great time rn. Drunk and eating some bomb-ass pizza. What more can I ask from life?
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A steak atm.
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