Cannot cloak consistently while eating boars

#41

My favorite snack.
Have you tried drinking gasoline?

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#42

Yes, but only after thoroughly sniffing the fumes.
Have you tried blending it with acetone before drinking?

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#43

No I havent, but have you tried turning a car exhaust pipe into a flesh light and fucked that car like theres no tomorrow?

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#44

Well you can’t call yourself a proper mechanic if you’ve never done that now can you?
Have you tried having sexual relations with a wall too?

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#45

Eh walls are boring.
Have you tried getting a large wooden crate and shipping yourself to another country?

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#46

How do you think I got out of the incident?
Have you tried rearranging the world map with a hydrogen nuclear bomb?

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#47

Nah too weak. I need a bigger explosion.
Have you tried fighting the hulk?

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#48

Not yet.
Have you tried finding the crickets I set loose in your walls?

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#49

I did I killed all of them.
Have you prepared for when I kill you for it?

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#50

Yes. Come at me, bitch!
Have you made yourself at peace with the world before you try it?

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#51

I was ready to die a long time ago.
Our battle will be glorious.
Have you had sex so you dont die a virgin?

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#52

Bring your best, hoe. I’m mentally incapable of feeling fear for my life, and always on my A game.

Have you not seen my name on the register, or on this video?

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#53

You ain’t shit, Neva gonna be shit.

Have you tried using protection?

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#54

If my own body is attacking itself 24/7 and I still have the strength to stand up and fight and do shit like strength training, do you really think any pain you could inflict on me would even register or do anything?

Have you tried running from the PalpaPeen?

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#55

STOP FUCKING DYING BEFORE OUR BATTLE YOU SLUT.

have you tried using a senzu bean?

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#56

Have you tried making me stop or telling that to my immune system?

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#57

I will fucking fist fight your immune system until it does better.

Have you tried transferring your conscience to a mechanical body? XD

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#58

“Looking directly into a laser is a mistake you
only make twice.”
-Sun Tzu

No the problem is it’s doing too better at certain bad things.

Have you tried getting me a terminator body to use yet? The roomba was a fucking terrible experience. Never again.

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#59

I’m still working on the interdimensional portal machine to get you one.

Have you tried looking at yourself in the mirror and firmly telling your body to cut the shit?

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#60

Have you tried entering cheat codes yet?

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