Dear Illfonic

You didn’t need a crystal ball to figure that one out

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Lmfaooooo

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Update confirmed to drop in the next 13 minutes

New update in next 4 secon… years

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What happened to this game

Doesn’t mean he’s wrong.

Look I just like swinging asses lmao

Pain.

But on the Bright side, the melon men will be receiving at least shader, IllFonic leaked 1 Armor Style for Pred.

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who are these melon men

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Essentially a cult that yours truly is part of, we are some of the skilled players in the community and we worship the holy Watermelon. And apparently IllFonic now recognizes us an official religion.

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All I shall say is YES!

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If that is there way of giving players hope , a melon shader that 20 people want 😁 god help us

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Be sure to have two cups off the cool-aid 😄

It’s not the number of members that we have changed their minds but of our worthy cause that did.

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I prefer to think of it as a tightly knit organization dedicated to similar goals with an unbreakable bond and mental fortit…okay yeah it’s a cult

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Whats your cause again? Tax exemption would be my first guess

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Do you except moderately skilled players?

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I dont see why not , its what they were formed of 👍🏻

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Ooof…big arnie with the hard swipes. Damn that jealousy

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I eat melons for breakfast…and green berets

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