Cantaloupes are evil!!!
Death to the Mellons
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The praise is appreciated but the Melon Men have no leader but our founder, @GetToLaChappa. He has stated that there is a no hierarchy though, so we function as one group.
We are one, we are many, we are melon.
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The core reactor was made for an explosion, sending particles out before they could be disintegrated. You have only created more, and with each generation they become better than the last.
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Goooooood
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Damn he did that one handed to
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He had action hero as a passive perk and regular perk with weapons training for sure
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You wish it was that easy🍉
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It is lol
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You will swallow our seed. 🍉
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Never!
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You have become the very thing you swore to destroy
I welcome myself to the order of the mellons!
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What the fuck is with people taking my template without asking and putting whatever the fuck they want on it. Make your own don’t take mine especially without even asking.
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Geez, how many have done it without your permission?
2 or 3 now
Incorrect. Watermelon and cherry candy are both terrible disappointments. Strawberry is the best.
To quote Clint Eastwood from the uncut version of Dirty Harry which I famously wrote and directed.
“fuck cherries, strawberries make my day”
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Only if its starburst.
Strawberry starburst are the superior ones.
But jolly rancher?
Cherry Is the best.
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Sometimes i like to put strawberry and cherry in my mouth at the same time and stare at people with my mouth open!
And then water drips from my mouth, i dont know why, then somebody hits me!
