Hey Massimpact, the game needs work. it's not a troll post just cause they call illfonic out.

[Fire]

Aww but I love you guys.

[TentacleDadi]

cluck cluck motha fucker

[REYNOSO_FUA11]

I’ll show you a popsicle.

[TentacleDadi]

mmmm

[REYNOSO_FUA11]

What the fuck did I do!?

[Fire]

You created a monster.

@TentacleDadi we need to put you down.

[TentacleDadi]

https://forum.predator.illfonic.com/uploads/default/original/2X/8/8ea4ba399c0947413449addb4048738e86c04494.gif

[John_Herbert]

Ol’ Herberts here, @TentacleDadi and @REYNOSO_FUA11!
Both of you are welcome to come on down to the cellar, I’ve got a whole freezer full of popsicles! mmmMMMMmmmm they’re good popsicles and I got all the flavors! hehehe

How about we have ourselves a little drinking game?
I’ve only got one bottle of wine, so you all can use NyQuil instead!

[REYNOSO_FUA11]

Whoever drinks the most Tylenol PM wins!

[John_Herbert]

Deal!

[Fire]

You first John. Drink this whole bottle. :D

[Robo_2696]

You are an unoriginal Herbert the pervert account.
Your arsenal of jokes are limited to one character.
Go harass Tumblr or something you basement dwelling troll.

Have another grenade

[Fire]

Aww come on it’s just stupid fun lol.

[Robo_2696]

I am not amused by repetitive parody accounts such as Herbert the pervert

[Fire]

Put it this way, it’s not as bad or harmful as you think.
Its literally just for fun.

Relax man lol.

Let him give you a massage.

But seriously it’s all just for fun.

[Fire]

If it wasnt for those accounts shit would be kinda boring though.

[Robo_2696]

It’s mainly just Herbert I don’t like as a parody account, their jokes are repetitive and stale.

[John_Herbert]

Jokes on you, I’ve built up a resistance to the stuff, 1 bottle will just get me started!
Besides, the wine is for me, I’ve got enough Tylenol PM and NyQuil for you all though!
Be seeing you in the cellar, hehehe!

I do give good massages though, maybe @Robo_2696 should come on down to the cellar for a shoulder massage!

[Robo_2696]

Again repetitive, unoriginal, and stale jokes!!!
Have another grenade

[John_Herbert]

Don’t care lol, I make some people laugh on here, if the humor is not for you, it is not for you. Ironically enough, your replies with burning and the grenade GIF have become more annoying than mine because at least I vary it up with different jokes, versions, and iterations. As @Fire said, it is literally just fun and not as bad as you think, if you don’t like it, you don’t have to overreact.

ANYWAYS
Maybe a trip to my cellar or the ice cream van will change your mind! Even one of my famous shoulder rubs might help that attitude.