Illfonic sucks ass

#2614

@melatraealpyro what did you do to piss off these dumbasses?

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#2615

I think it irritates them that a single person uploads a variety of content to the forum, a shame because I only do it while I solve the problems that the game is giving me

#2616

Whoā€™s your favorite monster on evolve?

#2617

My favorite is the mighty Catador monster, Itā€™s a mix between a Cat, a Predator and a spanish matador.

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#2618

Why does he wear a mask? Was it like a one time gag? Or he really be wearing a mask all the time on video?

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#2619

I think itā€™s a one time gag but I could be wrong

#2620

In terms of design the Wraith, but in gameplay I prefer the behemoth

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#2621

All the time, itā€™s a gay cat wrestler mask, heā€™s showing that heā€™s willing to other men.

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#2624

Stream now

#2625

But what about FY?)

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#2628

Lmao mate I know the feelingšŸ¤£šŸ¤£
Idk what it is but I just donā€™t get on well with playing as Bionic myselfšŸ¤”
I do better with Mr Black, Wolf, JH tbh.
You ever get those classes where you just canā€™t turn the sweat on? Bionic just doesnā€™t suit me that much. Iā€™m too aggressive of a Pred to just sit back in the trees and blast with Plasma the whole match. Also the Plasma Pistol lags like a streak of piss on PS4 in laggy lobbies amd night maps, much better on PS5 lolšŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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#2629

Infinite Cloak & Thermal is too good to pass up. Plus heā€™s got really good Stamina for a Class with Stalker so youā€™re always hitting the Spec Buff. Heā€™s the new ā€œFuck these guys in particularā€ Class TBH, bust him out when ya wanna sweat it. Apparently, they didnā€™t appreciate that.

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#2630

Yeah lol fair enough.
I feel like he works pretty well running Dithered lens and Down Range on a day map and once your energy gets overloaded just go in with Combi/Bow/HHPC to finish off a downed player etc. But yeah the main thing I seem to notice is doesnā€™t he seem a bit slow? I mean it could be my crappy controller analogue stick again but he feels like he just refuses to sprint sometimes. I mean Mr Black is the slowest of the lot and I do good with him tho lol its weird. I donā€™t tend to play as Bionic much anyway these days.

I tend to just get Night map after night map after night map so I just bring a class that ends the game quickly. I usually just run JH, Mr Black, or a random class that I change every game just to mess around. I usually just use Bionic if my ping isnā€™t great and I can just use Plasma from the trees and get a fairly easy win.
Might start running my Feral builds again though.

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#2631

Honestly, he seems decently fast to me. Faster than Elder at least. Cleo is definitely still the fastest of the Stalkers.

For better or worse I feel like heā€™s basically made Elder redundant. Feels like the only reason to play Elder if you have Bionic is because you like Elderā€™s look or want to run Dithered Lens. Bionic has the best energy management in the game, comes with infinite Cloak & Thermal as a result, doesnā€™t have a negative melee damage passive like Elder & also has vastly superior stamina. Same health too. His 9 perk points ainā€™t even much of an issue because his stats are that well spread out you can just run him with Down Range, or Medic, with Large Pouch & Protection and be set. He has zero need for Mod Reserves so throw on Protection and the dude is never losing his mask since Protection makes it take like 27 SAWZ shots to break.

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#2632

Yeah true. Iā€™ve just gotta get used to him I reckon haha.

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