I hope every house you go to has an annoying ghost that leaves your fridge door open all the time.
Illfonic sucks ass
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That I can handle , its the turds it leaves in the toilet bowl thats freaking the chick out đ
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You are right about that yes.
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Thank you buddy!
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I like how that Aston guy has been stalking the chat here & on Samâs stream because heâs got nothing better to do. Figured heâd have started âselling all these Hacksâ by now, ruined the game, got his revenge, etc. Like i said, dude is full of shit and ainât gonna do anything. This shit will blow over in a month.
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Why stop there when you can take 5cc of test per week đ
Cheat on your girls, not on your curls đŞđ˝
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Ashton is the type of Cuk who buys farts in a jar from only fans girls.
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Were they or were they not obsessively speaking about me before I even got there? Searching my Steam profile that doesnât even have anything to do with my Epic account LOL. They went from talking shit about some guy whose steam proflle has the same name and they thought was me but wasnât, saying âhe looks like a basic white guy. Like a dumbassâ, to finding out I look different from my youtube channel when I commented in stream and suddenly commented on my appearance THERE lmao. I can look like fucking Brad Pitt and these guys will STILL find something to talk shit about. This is all after they said my username is pathetic because Iâd have an Aston Martin DB9 in my dreams, but when they saw the lambos, black card, etc on my channel they quickly shut up on that and started targeting something else. Absolutely OBSESSED with me. If theyâre not talking about me in the thread, then theyâre talking about me on stream while playing the game. They need to get my dick out of their mouths already
And the fact that you try to act hostile to Sam in this thread, but then defend them while arguing with John Wick and also happen to be hanging out and commenting on Samâs stream is sus. Youâre a fucking shill for them thatâs trying to play good cop bad cop. Donât listen to shit of what Xeno says. This guy is part of their crew and is shilling for them. I have the screenshots where he started defending them in chat because I popped in and started laughing at how they were STILL talking about me on there. And I also have the recording of that too. They say they donât care, but my dick is on their lips 24/7. Oh and on the recording, Sam claims theyâre still talking about this because âitâs a big deal in the community.â To who? To them? Fire literally just stated how nobody cares about this except them, and Sam tries to deny it. âIâm not mad. I donât care. Me and my fratboys just incessantly talk about Aston on my stream and in every facet of our lives. And weâre actively trying to search out every single thing about him, whether itâs connected to the game or not. But I swear I donât care.â
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Iâll defend them when the topic is you because youâre clearly the fucking problem child and I donât give a shit how much I dislike their attitudes over how to handle the game, you are an actual Hacker and need your teeth kicked in for ruining the user experience. Iâm hostile to Sam in here because me & him disagree on how to handle the issue of Hacking & Exploits. I want everybody to know about them and be educated, heâd rather keep it under wraps. Shit donât work out.
Not that I should have to explain myself to a troglodyte. Especially one who is such a bad liar. âI have a Computer Degree. I sell tons of Hacks.â Yeah, and Iâm the Queen of Shiva. Load of BS and you canât & ainât gonna do shit. Get real.
You claim you can do all this shit with tech but youâre stalking a dead game over petty internet beef because you got your ass kicked by a drunk. You ainât nearly as smart as youâd want everybody to believe. Hell I fucking doubt you even did the Hacks yourself, you probably went and paid somebody else to do it because you seem like the kinda guy who lives off of mummyâs credit card and eats some tendies. Ya special ed reject. And BTW yes I am intentionally provoking you because I want you to do something stupid and get shown up for it. It amuses me.
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Canât believe this is still going. Iâm glad you guys are doing your part to try and heal the forums but letâs face it, no amount stupid drama will ever top the golden years of Fantasma.
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K well keep thinking my tool client for the game isnât going to get sold. You ever hear the saying âitâs better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt?â That literally applies to you. Not only did you look like a complete fucking dumbass in your argument with John Wick over the Dante Fanatic issue in that video, but the fact that you brought up âlawsuitâ as a basis for why Iâm âfull of shitâ about selling a hack for the game just shows how absolutely beyond fucking retardedd you are. Who are they going to sue? My username? Lmfao they know absolutely nothing about me. How are hack sellers selling hacks on unknowncheats, elitepvp, etc and not getting sued? How have i**emphasized text been selling hacks for years without getting sued? Holy shit are you dumb. You must honestly be a teenager. I WILL sell the hack, and I can care less if you play on PS because youâre doing exactly what I want. I want the PC portion of the game to die and everyone to turn off crossplay because Sam is trying so hard to prevent it and sweep his and his crewsâ hacks under the rug. So thank you for helping me. Beyond that, if you think PS canât be hacked, then boy do I have some goodies to show you that will make you look as fucking dumb as you did over the Dante argument
You wonât do shit cause youâre a liar & coward. But a part of me hpes you do because hereâs what happens when you do go too far.
Youâre either going to piss off somebody so much they Dox you. Or youâre going to bring way too much attention to your alleged activities and get a corpoâs fat dick rammed so far up your ass in Court that you end funding the next war on terror. Either outcome is fine with me and Iâm gonna keep provoking you until you actually try what you say youâre gonna do so that this does happen.
hahahaha idiot
Like Sam himself said, âyou donât know anything about how these things work.â Just please shut up because the more you open your mouth, the more I roll my eyes saying âthis kid cannot be for realâ. I already got my first customers simply by jumping into the middle of a premade squad of South American players and letting them shoot me up while I took no damage. They started laughing their ass off on chat because I was like âwhy you cheat, mang?â on voice chat. And then they started talking to me asking if I was the âfamous AstonDBâ lmfao. Iâm famous now? Thanks Sam and the PHG forum! I said Iâm a lot of names, and they laughed and said âbro we know Beer, Sam, etc are all cheating. We always suspected that.â Well, at least one guy did. He spoke good English. the other guys needed translating from him. Anyway, they were asking if they could add me and inquire about buying the hack. Thatâs how fucking easy it is to sell it. Just show people the potential, and boom they want it because they know what a difference it would make to their enjoyment of a game with a notoriously terrible balance in favor of FT, and a notoriously toxic and unforgiving community. The thought of being an invincible Predator and actually getting to breathe and enjoy a match after queuing for so long is a dream to them. Itâs priceless. Not to mention the fact that my tool can manipulate queue position anyway, so no more waiting bullshit. Just cut in front of people. Be mad, stay mad
Iâm laying out all of my intentions here and youâre still walking into it. Seriously how fucking braindead are you. My entire goal here is keep you talking, saying dumb shit & digging your hole and you keep doing it just like that.
The only thing youâre not doing is making good on those childish little threats of yours. Either start selling the hacks and making a scene so that everybody can come down on your ass or just shut up and sod off so we can move onto the next story arc for this little community.
There is zero reason to believe you can do anything you claim. You would have to be the dumbest Computer Engineer Iâve ever met if true, which is pretty impressive all things considered.
So go ahead, start doing it. Start trying to ruin everything. You canât do shit.
âThere is zero reason to believe you can do anything you claim. You would have to be the dumbest Computer Engineer Iâve ever met if true, which is pretty impressive all things considered.â
LOL have you not been paying attention to the thread and seeing the points where I take no damage? No of course you havenât. Same with the Dante video. Youâre dyslexic and autistic all in one, so you no compreende. Come in private match with me and Iâll show you the capabilities if you like. You can meet me, run across the map while staying mudded up in a bush, and Iâll find you just to show you the ESP. Iâll let you shoot me, nade spam me, whatever the fuck you want and weâll see if you kill me. Try me. Iâm available
Wild
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