Illfonic sucks ass

I couldnā€™t finish Red Sonja. Not even an amazing main theme and the great Arnold could save it for me.

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Lmao , the 80ā€™s were different . Here I give you an easy one . What was Nicholas cageā€™s first movie ??? @Cptclutch117 think she knows it ??

Fast times at ridgemont high, bro

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Well done , Iā€™m
Impressed

I know some things, mate šŸ˜

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What 80ā€™s classic did josh brolin play in ?

GOONIES FOREVER

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Well done it seems Iā€™m not dealing with a novice lol

Iā€™m very much an 80s fan good sir

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The gauntlet has been thrown down , and I accept lmao

Was that you farting or your mom snoring in the pregame? GGs btw, Iā€™m sad you didnā€™t want to knife fight but it was a good run around anyways šŸ˜

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Screenshot or it didnā€™t happen. I farted because I knew I was in trouble. And you are correct, I live with my mother still. My mom also was bitching at me in the background to do the dishes. Sorry if you heard that

Hereā€™s your screenshot.

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This really makes me want to get sober. When I was allowed to use my self-revive a part of me thought I could clutch up a second wind. My assault rifle aim is shit. Iā€™m out here spraying and praying. Iā€™m sweating out that 101 proof. But still couldnā€™t hit shit. Your movement is too fast for my potato reflexes.

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If this is truly you inebriated, I want to fight you 100% sober lol. The great cptclutch, one of the legendary Applesā€¦beaten by a French fry Pred. What a sad day.

Next time letā€™s squad up and do some drunk runs. It actually sounds like fun šŸ¤£

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I got off. This game is too stressful, now I remember why I just fuck around on Fortnite. Thanks for the upload. Why does everyone say Dante is OP? I NEVER WIN WITH THIS FUCKER!

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Itā€™s more his heath thatā€™s OP, not his damage output. He has the a little more speed than the scout, so with double time heā€™s the fastest in the game, and when you combine perks with passives and if there is a support in game, his health skyrockets above 200. You can lay into him and he soaks it all up while he melts you in seconds because the playerā€™s aim is good, thatā€™s the problem. Heā€™ll down you before youā€™ll down him.

You literally downed me twice. The Fuck you talking about šŸ¤£? I just wish I got some revives.

ā€¦ok, from a player who isnā€™t deep into a bottle of whiskey.

I know, I was hoping you would have gotten some ups. You and that other guy had self revives. Guess I was a little too aggressive lol.

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