illfonic We need jungle hunter 1987 skin on anniversary gift

Finally someone who gets it. The dude is one of the best selling monsters in the history of merchandise. I think he gives even Dracula a run for his money. And Big Chap isn’t far behind the two of them. I’d say Michael Myers and Big Chap share the same spot, whereas Dracula and Jungle Hunter sit at the top. Let’s not forget that the remake Pennywise is growing in sales too. And he’s just a stupid clown.

All these new players we’ve had recently (many of which have left and will continue to leave) and you are really gonna sit there holding your dick? Who was the bonehead that decided Jungle Hunter should be locked away behind a pre-order exclusive? Because… I’m guessing your ass is probably fired soon lol.

Jungle Hunter being sold to the public is good for everyone. It’s especially good for the dev team, because they could take that easy 2 million and turn around and actually hire some fucking staff. Maybe… just maybe, we could see more game modes.

He looks like them one toads that lay eggs in their skin

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Picture for reference

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Used to study frogs, toads, and other such amphibians.

Had a few trypophobic (fear of holes in wrong places ppl in the class), hence the common names for the Surinam Toad being: Nightmare Frog, Demon Toad, Wha-WHAT-THE-FUCK-GET-IT-AWAY-FROM-ME, and the Nope Hopper.

Gif for reference and to make everyone feel uncomfortable:
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Tough luck. Life isn’t fair.

Yes

Ok

So do I.

But I’m not going to beg to take exclusivity away

Don’t really think I’ve seen any begging. I’ve seen a lot of shitposting and ass chewing though. It’s a really stupid business decision, in a situation like this.

Literal

Non-literal

Doesn’t matter

Ya but they didn’t exactly decide to keep him exclusive as of now.

https://www.quora.com/How-does-it-feel-when-another-man-puts-his-penis-in-your-butt

Hi Phantasma

Bro , even if they released him ? Dont pay $20 , have more respect for yourself. They have made enough money out of fans for a barely functioning product .

It isn’t readily available, I got it another way

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Better than paying $500 for it, which there are legitimately people willing to do. To be honest, I think it would sell as a remixed digital deluxe at $49.99. Even if only 25,000 bought that shit, that’s almost a million they get to keep for themselves, after taxes and royalties.

Bro , they made a killing off this junk , on console alone . The fact people keep buying low standard work from them? And then talk about starting public funding for illfonic!? So they can do their work better? 🤨 its pointless even talking about it .
Don’t think for a second that its money to blame for a single thing to do with this game

Clearly they aren’t making enough money, because this game is still dogshit a year later.

Don’t confuse production costs , with capability.

The game screams minimum everything . I even put the servers issue down to lowering costs . They took a cheaper option and basically built the multiplayer around it , it would explain how its still an issue now? Its not as simple as switching or jumping from service to service .

I mean, the money is going somewhere other than bettering the game. That’s for sure. 😂

Thats speculation, yeah I may be speculating a tad myself , but there is more meat on that bone as we have the performance to go by

I would literally give you mine if I could

I’ll take it!

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well next time you will think about pre-purchasing a game

i don’t see why it should become free ,unless you want to remove everything to those who pre-ordered an illfonic game (=it’s probably going to die)
it’s fine as it is , you can still get the mask and do an other reddit post about it

Difficult concept for people to grasp. Throwing money at it doesn’t help with coding and you’re not hiring more engineers this late in the game.

Seems most of the talent is wasted on animating these garbage melee weapons instead of literally anything else.
Atleast the mapper is decent?
It feels like there’s a 3 man skeleton crew working on this, id rather they focus on one big update rather than monthly crunching.

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