I'm high as fuck

#21

Coconut oil is better

Just make sure your not allergic or else your dick will fall off

Then you will die

But not before being ostracized for having no dick

#22

I hate coconut it’s bullshit I did not hit her I did not. Oh hi Mark

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#23

At least now I know the other part of that meme

#24

What’s the 3 numbers on the back of your credit card

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#25

What are you gonna do now that your single?

#26

Credit is a lie

#27

I think I’m still married but I’ll ask

#28

Credit and interest rates are predatory bullshit designed to enslave the populace

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#29

Are you seriously watching kids while high?

Or Thai a troll

I feel like this one is a troll

#30

DEATH TO INTEREST RATES

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#31

Don’t let them hear you say that brother

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#32

What is the difference between human reproduction and Yautja reproduction

#33

The only fact about disgusting xenos I care to know is the best ways to kill them

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#34

Wife was with them, they’re at their grandparents now. Passed out just woke up

#35

Have u shown ur wife space tiddies

#36

Edibles are no joke

#37

Your right they’re a food

#38

When I’m right , I’m right 🧐

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#39

Well that was quite an experience yesterday

#40

If it only lasted a day? It was either weak shit or you nibbled like a pussy 🤔.

Back when I used to grow , I made brownie , it was more weed that brownie mix and I made the mistake of eating one slice . After 30 minutes I thought it was bullshit and then my eyes almost glowed in the dark and I stared at my ceiling for three days .

I’m just grateful the cake mix tasted horrible and I didn’t eat more , I threw the rest away and wherever it ended up? I’m sure the local wildlife suffered a mass depopulation event . Even after the three days I didn’t dare venture far as I sat in my car and it was like trying to work a spaceship , so I went back inside 😁.

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