Rombak scream, Rombak shout, people in the forum wants Rombak out.
Is Rombak a troll?
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Who’s this heckarii you speak about?
Rombak kaka, Rombak shit, with plasma caster he never hit.
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Idfk
Yes I, too, enjoy eating the living flesh of my peers as opposed to cooked meat
Trust me, if you’re leaking you’ve probably been stabbed. At least if you live in Glasgow. London’s pretty bad too.
One of them promised Rombak to make him invincible, lured him into the jungle and killed him! From what a friend on the forum told me,
Well looks like this is something for me to take care of.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Rombak the Kaka?
I thought not, it’s not a story the Heckarii would tell you. It’s a Shit legend. Darth Rombak was a Dark Kaka of the Shit, so powerful and so wise he could use the Forum to influence the posts to create Heckarii posts…
He had such a knowledge of the Kaka that he could even keep the accounts he cared about from getting banned. The Kaka side of the Forum is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing to the Heckarii, which eventually, of course, he did.
Unfortunately, RiktigRaisin taught his apprentice everything he knew, then Rombak left him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from Heckarii, but not himself.
HAH still got it!!!
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Was that before or after having a “fun time”?
People deserve to know!
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Most definitely after having a “fun time” as you so eloquently put it.
If the good Dr. Tingle is still active on discord I’ll send him a message and see if he’d like to make a cover for this lmao.
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Er… somebody needs to tell me what a ‘heckarii’ is because it sounds like some sort of fucked-up bionicle from 2005.
Ah, it’s a phonetical spelling of how Fantasma and Rombak pronounce hackers, as well as how Rombak spells it now.
Oh.
I am one of the most feared predators in the game! You are a troll who wants to mislead my strength!
