ITS BEEN CONFIRMED

#61

…oookay. How?

#62

Commence operation moaning

#63

Well as long as it doesn’t have a pen1s, and does not resemble a tractor tire in build. Those are my two criteria.

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#64

Nah, I’m fairly horny but as @Martinez said there’s people out there who will put their mouth in anything. Case in point - pedos and zoophiles exist.

#65

What’s the fucking story behind that?
Get rubber burn on the ol’ middle leg and get ptsd upon seeing them now?

#66

Nah, it’s just a joke about fat people. In my family, we always say they look like they’re wearing a tractor tyre around their belly under their shirt. And the pener burn marks weren’t from rubber :/

#67

Well that’s disappointingly mundan-WAIT THEN WTF WERE THE BURNS FROM?!?!

Do I even want to know?

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#68

That’s for me to know and you to find out at some point in your life when you make the same mistakes I did.

sighs and thinks of that time I went to rural scandinavia and summoned a flame atronach

But real talk, my entire lower torso is covered in burns XD
I think I’ve mentioned once I was in a gas explosion? Like I was at least 3 meters away from the source and miraculously I didn’t get filled with shrapnel, but my clothes caught fire while I was unconscious and now my pubic hair won’t grow back :’(

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#69

You have never mentioned that.

Well look on the bright side. At least your phallus wasn’t entirely burned off.
If you want it to grow back have you looked into follicular transplant? They take your own hair follicles and transplant them to the desired area.
It’s typically used to treat balding, but I’d assume the principle works sound enough for pubic hair.

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#70

No doubt and one of the specimens was a girl who looked like a muffin top heavy set on top with twig legs, she had hair short like a guy and when he was done the room smelled like fish and piss. We called her bakalao supposedly that’s supposed to be some Asian dish but the fish stinks real bad so yea lol

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