You’re the fag clown.
I know a guy called Marek who lives in Czech Republic near you, whom i’ve asked to stalk you to take pictures of you so we all can understand what you do during your free time.
Last friday he took this picture of you at 14:30, he told me that the kids left the kindergarten 30 minutes earlier this day. He had been there for 2 hours since he knows this place is one of your most visited areas.
Once you realized Marek was taking pictures of you he told me you immediately tried to explain to him how you had heard that there’s a peacock running around in the area and that you wanted to try observe it for an online Bird-Watching-Club. Marek could tell you were lying due to your shaky voice and you started sweatting heavily.