What, there’s no like gang-style initiation or anything? I don’t have to play against you all in some kind of test of actual skill?
Looking for good teams
Oh god I prefer laid back so much yes please. I hate drama and trying too hard to be the best, I just want to chill and have fun. And I keep Mello’s spirit alive by spamming the ammo emote, it’s pissed people off before.
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I trap teammates in the fire part objectives and spam the ammo emote while I watch them burn.
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Nothing really aside from pledging your allegiance to the ultra mega melon but other than that just don’t be a c-unt and you should be good. We don’t give a flying fuck for any of the drama surrounding this game unless we can get a few laughs off of it.
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Dude I was on derailed last week, mission was setting fire to that cook den. I was hanging outside so I didn’t get trapped, but one guys was a support field medic and he trapped the other two guys inside by standing in the doorway while it burned. He was able to stand where he couldn’t get hurt but the other two couldn’t do shit, I watched them panic shoot and try and clip through the walls. He would pick them up when they went down and dropped medkits just to repeat the process for nearly the whole match (Pred was potato).
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I got nothing against it. If no other melon members got legit problems with it, I say bring ‘em in.
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Oh it’s beautiful.
I know what I’m doing if I ever get depressed enough to pick this game again!
U sound like a .5kd warzone player. Ur below avg
What’s your psn?
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Welp, accept ultra mega melon as your lord and savior and tell @REYNOSO_FUA11 what you want as your melon avatar and you’re in.
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MaadieTheBaadie
I accept Ultra Mega 🍉 as my 🍉 lord and 🍉 savior. Instead of god bless I will say 🍉 bless, for the 🍉 blesses all.
@REYNOSO_FUA11 As for an avatar, I really don’t know. I don’t want it to be Princess Kenny because once I get my main back I’ll be using that. Since people seem to know me as the anime girl pfp dude, maybe that? Like an ahegao face over the melon? I think that would work.
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Hence forth known as the Trap melon
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…that’s pretty high-tier right there, I dunno if I could top that
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Maddie getting made. Is like all of us getting made. 🥰
We had a little problem. And there was nothing we can do.
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Melon Mafia…I like the sound of that.
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Excuse me, we are a cult.
Get it right.
Prepare the brainwash- I mean introduction video.
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