MARK WATNEY WEYLAND CORP DLC - SOL LIVES MATTER

Lost child?? Yeah, I must be lost coming back here all of the time. I come here to laugh at/with you and Skye, everyone else is just so cliche… (j/k before you cuhnuts get all salty af)

Sure

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Stop doing that shit with your eyebrows young lady, or I will spank your ass!! Now go bring papa a nice cold beer and stfu

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Aww…how can I hate you when you’re being so cute. Daddy forgives you xxx

SOL 16: Still waiting…ILLFONIC had not responded.

Tripped on a bar of soap and landed on a metal nail that lodged in my stomach…


It has not been my best week.

Still no word on the DLC yet:

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The DLC will never come. Accept it. Get back home, let’s rethink this strategy!!

And while you are at it, Amphibious doesn’t work apparently. I’ve been killed by two separate Wolf players in the past couple of hours when I was supposed to be mudded up and invisible. Isabella + Amphibious + Ice Cold glows up like the sun it seems WTF!!?? FIX THIS ALREADY!!! lmao

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Why do they call people on the forums POTATOES? I EAT THEM!

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I will probably die of starvation on this planet but at least i might get the new DLC from Illfonic!

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STOP SMOKING CRACK!! JESUS!! At least you don’t have to worry about no Xenomorph, there is nothing to implant an egg into! You might have just found the solution to all of WAYLEND YOOBOTTANI’s problems sistah!! GGs!!

Now fucking eat something, please! Daddy is starting to worry…

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Don’t you look at me like that either young lady! Your insolence is beginning to deplete my patience, and my belt is starting to loosen!

Mass smells @VENN7eance and his quota

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Quota?? There’s a quota now, since when?

ok, maybe ADHD? but were guilt of that all of us. lol

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If I have learned anything from the movies, Autism is actually a Super Power and we are the future!! Fuck these normies!! Predators want OUR DNA, we are GOAT’d!!

What is this spaghetti sentence!?? You’re drunk Mass, go to bed! Mars will still be here when you wake up!

Speaking of, Goodnight!

I’ll be back! Shit, wrong fucking movie!

OI!! CRACKHEAD!!! Get back here and tell daddy where you have been!!

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Awww…she luvs me!!!

WU-TANG!!!