Radioactive squirrels are plotting to take over the planet by pulling a Skynet. Shows what they know, I’ve been training an army of mercenary cockroaches to combat them in the new world.
MASHO PEPE Easter Saturday BEECH
Nothing compares to my cyberneticaly enhanced tardigrades. You’ll never see it coming.
YOU IMBECILE! YOUVE DOOMED US ALL!
But you failed to realize one thing, those tardigrades are as boring as @Forever_Mello so who cares.
Also I’ll send my other army of genetically enhanced crickets to find you and and just chirp like normal crickets would but only when you speak.
I’m afraid crickets are no match for cyberneticaly enhanced tardigrades
I will fucking hunt you down and kill you myself.
I expect GoPro evidence
Kill me if you like, it won’t stop the crickets.
Absolutely fucking disgusting
You shutup Fire and take your medicine! Suck on that carrot you roach!
Well that just sounds like a sexual euphemism
and?
I’m proud of you for it
lets do it more often!
Then I’m guessing you have no travel plans to New Zealand or Australia?
This little guy is a vinegaroon, and they are quite harmless and friendly to humans. The most they can do is pinch you or spray you with a little amount of a slightly irritating very weak acid or vinegar, but they only do those when they perceive a threat. They actually make great insect pets.
And it’s native to the US.
I dont think you understand how much I hate insects.
As an edf soldier I must destroy them all.
EDF
Fire they make pills to treat that sort of thing.
OOOH, EDF.
My bad, kindly disregard this post.
Lol