New 2022 Pred movie

If your alien isn’t a blue elf with a tail and human expressions it cannot be the protagonist of a film, unspoken rule. Even transformers aren’t considered relatable enough for hollywood so they throw the quippy people in.

The only exception is that guy who directed District 9 and they’ll never let him finish District 10.

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All the men will be dumb and shitty, this is true.

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The director for Prey: let’s pit 15 year old against 8 foot tall space alien with ranged and close combat weaponry that can see heat and is practically invisible. We make them fight…and the kid wins

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I think we’ll get to see some sexy time between the Predator and the girl, it’s going to be like Tarzan and Jane but aimed more to 18+.

Then there’s going to be this evil little chubby poacher who originates from Colombia who has been trying to catch and kill the Predador ever since he started hearing rumors about him showing up during the hottest time of the year. He’s a very lethal warrior who uses cheap tactics such as hiding underneath the ground to backstab Predators when they least expect it, he’s luring them close by taunting and mocking them.

But you all know this story… Monster and girl meets, falls in love, evil chubby paranoid man causes drama, evil man dies, monster and girl gets 17 kids and lives happily ever after!

Remember that i’ve told you guys this when you’re at the cinema.

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Holy shit

THAT COULD BE INTERESTING!!

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Maybe the girl will win using traps from the trees, lianas, etc. The same traps the Predator already know in '87. After all, it is a prequel…

Perhaps Pred will underestimate her since she’s a kid

Garbage. Like I said the way predator dark ages did the woman warrior was actually sensible she was made to be a badass that can fight along side the men and what happen? She was foolish and thought she could take him on with out back up and got slaughtered yet in this one a lil teenager some how has more sense and ability to kill the predator…ass

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Very ass. Like it doesn’t even make any fucking sense. I’d be happier with stuff like Ellen Ripley vs Pred

All you gotta do is live long enough to see how Hollywood and corporate America thinks. They don’t represent anything but themselves. They’ll happily trash an icon and pretend the financial consequences really hurt them… then they keep going, and going, and going, and things get worse, and worse, and worse.

People’s big issue is realizing they don’t actually care about profits as much as you think. For example this is Disney we’re talking about… they have more resources than most nations and operate internationally. You dont get good movies you get propaganda and brainwashing to slowly condition people over the generations to be a resource themselves, we’re the product being developed lol

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I don’t feel safe anymore…

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I can see that scene happening. She gets him with a pointy stick and he’s like ‘oh no a callback’.

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Are you familiar with the Ahab story? That concept would be cool… like… (sounds pathetic) “becoming buddies” would be a cool ending XD
When I first saw AvP, I thought “this is awesome” when Scar and Lex were “bonding”. I was like “NOOOO” when the Alien queen got him in the end.

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It’s funny that they chose to go with a Comanche woman. The Comanche were Shoshone-speaking people that moved into the great plains in the 1690s or early 1700s because the little ice age (which this movie is set during) caused a bison population surge and the Spanish abandoning thousands of horses 25 years earlier when fleeing the Pueblo Revolt (and those horses breeding like crazy) meant that it was now relatively easy to hunt the bison from horseback. There are literally no forests in the areas that the Comanche lived.

Yet the promo shot and leaked stuff is all forest.

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My BIGGEST QUESTION is WHY DID THE QUEEN STAB HIM IN THE ABDOMEN!! THERES BABY XENO IN THERE DUMASS YIU COULDVE HURT IT

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Movie will be like:

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Lol yeah

:O Never thought about it. You’re right!

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The person who directed is fucking stupid how did he not think of that

The queen is always concerned about her kiddos, so she should be careful

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Yea foreal Ellen Ripley was a woman lead done right not all this gender norm rebel attitude who in a real scenario would get smashed…how a 15 year old got more hunting experience and battle tested than the Uhhh Comanche warriors older than her plot armor is she has been around the block and has been in more fights and bigger game when hunting then the seasoned warriors every tribe has using real history based native warriors like geronimo, crazy horse, sitting bull etc. Just seems catered to this woke culture which is lame

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