Everyone knows that James Cameron and his old pal Sheev Palpatine are in control here. The freedom we afford you can be revoked if needed.
Or we’ll blow your planet up.
Palpy might go easy and merely go for a single reactor ignition, he does love democracy after all.
The Force needs the Dark Side
Still no Epic account? Thought so…
Vid comming soon
Listen here you cockeyed fuck, I’ve got so much shit going on, I’m beginning to ponder the point of fuckin’ living anymore. I don’t have time to cater to your little game of pedestal and ribbons on a mediocre game that rewards braindead plays and strategies. Take your midlife crisis elsewhere, no one here, especially me, has time to quite literally play with you. So quit acting like a neglected child and find a goddamn occupation other than being a waste of space on your mother’s couch. Just shut. The fuck. Up. Please.
Bro don’t take em seriously man, it’s not worth the stress buddy.
That’s who** he reminds me of!
Welp.
I played you.
No more world champion.
XD
Did you see the when I shot him as he was jumping on me? I don’t want to be that guy but I think I may just be the greatest goddamn player this whole damn world has ever seen! I am a god! A GOLDEN GOD!
Isn’t that what they call you cause you love to pay hookers to piss on you?
The golden shower god I think it was xD.
Wait, you guys fought him and didn’t invite me?
Sad Sheev Noises
You still got your match coming up this was unplanned.
Gives him a good idea what hes going up against.
Ok, for a minute there I was frantically trying to remember what I recently did this time to piss you guys off.
I will never forgive for that one thing.
Grr
I thought we agreed to not bring that to the forums.
Well, I might as well talk about what you did that one time!
I was hungry!
I didnt know it was your chicken!
But you…
You knew that was my steak.
You whore.
Ooh, I thought we were talking about the other incident with the spatula, cactus, and the hydrochloric acid.
shudders
I was digging half melted cactus spikes out of my head and arms for days.
We’ve been over this, @Fire, my problem was that it was that it was still alive!
Yes.
