patch today?

Why do people say that patch or DLC is coming today or this month?
Isn’t the massive patch supposed to come in April?

Por que la gente dice que hoy o este mes viene parche o DLC?
No se supone que el parche masivo viene en Abril?

There’s no way to know for sure because the way illfonic chooses update times is by standing in a circle and jerking off on a biscuit, the last guy to nut has to eat it and if he giggles, it’s a Wednesday.

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A new map was leaked to release this month

It’s probably just bs though

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Today! Right now! in 10 minutes.

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Patch is here!..

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PATCH HAS ARRIVED! see above post.

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Wait, is it actually out?

Yes! Don’t you see it!

(lol, no they are just being goofs, patches usually drop at 12 server time)

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Guess no new map after all 😭

I know right! The leaks said for the airstrip to be this month. I guess it was all lies.

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so there is no patch as far as i see xDDD

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I was looking forward to playing something new

Oh well break time until April

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Or illgonic changed the plan and decided to hold onto everything they can for April to overload the players , and April didnt hold much at all . The pattern that these things play out with this game though, it just puts more strain on bug fixes . In my opinion anyway . They could be putting more work on themselves

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