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#5366

Exactly. Some people like to dish it, but they don’t like the taste of it when it comes back around. I love it all! I love getting roasted and violated (ask the boys in the OG Pred Hunters PSN Group lol Those fuckers never stop taking the piss out of me!).

In the UK, we have a long long history of ribbing and roasting each other! “Englishman Irishman Scotsman walk into a bar…” kinda jokes that are too much for modern audiences. But that’s how we bond and form friendships. And sometimes we even fight, it gets messy real quick and blood gets spilled. But then we wake up, shake hands, and we are boyz again!! I fucking love it!!

If he hopes to survive on this little Island of madness I call home, he needs to adapt lmao And if he ever needs me, he is only an hours drive away and I shall smite the crackheads with righteous fury and Biblically ordained VENN7eance!! YARR!

Anybody who has been here since launch already knows what I am like. And just like Sonia, I thought everyone was a hacker and a cheater. But then I learned to shut it, listen and take in what better gamers and people than me were trying to teach me.

And here we are. If it wasn’t for @Drakos @Kalypsio @JelouGaming @MassImpact124 @Fire @Madisyn_Skye and so many others here, I’d still be a bot and would have probably been trolled into the next life.

Everyone on this forum who has been here long enough are GOOD people, always have been. Yeah, it gets a bit crazy but when you’ve been in the jungle as long as us then that is par for the course.

There is literally only one person on here that needs to get their shit straight, and all they have to do is apologise to my friends. It’s that simple. We shake hands, scratch the scoreboard and start over.

WHY SO SERIOUS!??

#5367

Nomad Clan. A blast from the past!

#5368

Drums is a bum. I whipped his premade and he cried like a bitch and started throwing insults. What a pus$y

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#5369

And you’re a poet and you don’t know it lol

He’s always been super chill and cool with me. I can’t speak on how he is with other people, but he’s GOAT’d in my eyes. One of a handful of people from here who gave everything to promote and encourage people to join the community and game. His streams used to be superchill, don’t know how he kept his cool lmao And he was good with build craft back then.

Maybe he’s just tired of being a nice guy, and I totally understand because this game/place will test your patience every single second lol

#5370

we all get like that sometimes

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#5371

My third match of the evening/stream/morning depending on where you land on this ball of bullshit! Drums was taunting and teasing these guys the whole time, despite me pleading with them to not go running off…well, sometimes you have to die to learn your lesson!!

GGs to the squad and thanks to the legend himself Drums for an amazing match!!

#5372

Splurge is a GOAT!! Even the clock cannot stop him lmao Somehow, he managed to down the Predator AFTER the match ended!!

And I forgot to record the 3 matches we ran this morning for my breakfast but he was on top form, we never lost once!! Although he didn’t like me when I reinforced the bot pmsl Like “Brother! Why are you DED!? Don’t cry to me Argentina, the truth is I never left you!! Bot Echo was with you, you let him die! Then shortly joined him! I was doing objectives because Viking boy was distracted with you and matey!! GGs”

I love this fucking game!!

#5373

Splurge is a 🥔

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#5374

He did mention how he wasn’t liked much here. I told him “Me neither! Fuck em!” lol

First time running into him, he played pretty good. He’s a chaser though, and got confused when I wouldn’t torture a Hunter Fervent who clearly had no clue what was happening. “This is NOT like the movie! Why are Fireteam stabbing me? Oh…shi…!” lmao

So, what have I missed in my absence? Cos he said he was a launch player but my memory isn’t what it used to be (Cocaine is a helluva drug lol JUST SAY NO kids!!). So I’d be interested to learn what/who I ought to watch out for because I am a little too forgiving and nice when it comes to this game brother.

EDIT: Official illfonic PHG X account gave me a shout-out today!! Best Xmas present ever!! No automated emails here Sonia, just pure love and appreciation. Amazing what can be achieved if you share a little love…and DEEZKNUGHTZ is struggling with how to handle my autism lol He’s lucky I don’t have dyed hair, or I would drag him around X and get him cancelled!! lol

Obviously, there are degrees and levels to this GOAT’d shit. I gave him an honorary position on Tier 3 of GOATs… I shall gather more data, and pay close attention. He hasn’t spoken to me since I rez’d Bot Echo and then he couldn’t come back lol His matey slapped the Viking while I did mission.

I was the sole survivor… I wonder how? lol

#5375

That’s probably because he is a potato who complains whenever an actual top tier Predator kills him & then from that moment on he just religiously backs out on them & refuses to ever play against them again. Most people around here probably don’t even remember him because he has no legitimacy or relevance.

All he does as Fireteam is spam grenades while playing Dutch/Dante/Support. He’s no different from 90% of the PS playerbase who stick to their own echo chamber circles & think they are God’s gift because they run a premade of 4 Dutch/Dante/Support & kill Hunter Fervents with 10 hours of playtime.

I believe he misguidedly thinks he is somewhat famous in the community or something along those lines judging from how he reacted the last time I killed him within 2-3 mins. He’s just another one of those kinds of players on PS that I described above.

Whenever he talks shit in the lobby he’s also one of the kinds of players that leave before you can say anything back to him.

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#5376

Yeah…about that. I am starting to experience A LOT of this lately. And I haven’t even changed my avatar to Melon yet lmao Like, even if I know I am about to spend 15mins getting violated by a skilled Predator player I won’t give up. How are we ever supposed to git gud if we run like UNC and cowards :p

Well, I am grateful for the information my friend. Now, there are some sexxy campers at that lake of yours brother and I need some good old fashion 1980s nudity!! Get to it!! Bring me the deets on those fine af teets!!

GGs!!

Best F13th movie?? Best Jason mask?? Tell me tell me tell me!!

I wore my Jason mask to open the door to the trick or treater scamps, it didn’t go well for them and cost me a fortune in lawsuits and sweets to stop them from crying lmao

So, NEVER dress as Jason for Halloween is what I learned from that.

#5377

Do I save the bot? Do I save the jungle? What is a Support supposed to choose!!

#5378

Why would changing your avatar to a melon make people back out against you?

My personal favourite is the 2009 Reboot.

Not sure I could pick a number 1 favourite mask of mine but I’d say the Part 4, Part 7, FVJ Battle Damaged, and the Reboot mask are probably some of my favourites.

Me & my mate both dressed up as Ghostfaces & stood still outside his house next to a Jason mannequin. Some of the reactions we got were hilarious when I ran at people. At one point a full-grown man screamed like a banshee & nearly fell on his ass.

The main downside though is having to stay so still for so long & try to hold your breath so people don’t notice you are moving when people are such fannies & are too scared to come knock the door so they take an eternity to the point you can’t feel your damn legs anymore.

Besides that, it was pretty entertaining.

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#5379

4 Melon avatars = Bad day…or at least it used to be. I was surprised to learn that even some of these new players had heard of the notorious Melon Squad…but they’ve all retired except for me. However, I have spoken with Mardigan and this weekend some of the OGs are coming back to the jungle for a Xmas reunion!!

YES!!! ME TOO!! I fucking loved it!! Jason was not fucking around nor was he distracted by the superior boobies on display. He is ALWAYS about that life, proper Gangsta!!

Freddy vs Jason was great, I laughed so much! Once you realise that it isn’t supposed to be serious, it all makes sense. I had a great time with all of the promotional stuff online, sending email greeting cards etc When the internet was wild and free and full of madness.

HUZAH!! A man of culture!! I liked the space one too. Dogshit movie that was so OTT but it is always good to see our boy doing his thing regardless.

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Fucking awesome! Hilarious!! That’s dedication that I respect brother!! GGs lmmfao

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#5380

cracks knuckles

in my five years of playing this game I’ve never played the full melon squad. you gotta set me up

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#5381

This is all my fault. I should NOT have awoken a sleeping Giant, a living Legend, a God amongst men.

But I have been touched by His merciful wristblades, and my skull is all nice and shiny and beautiful upon his Great Wall of Honour up there on Yautja Prime.

I have lived a full life, and I have only 1 regret which is between me and a special someone. It was indeed a great day and a perfect way to die.

RiP Isabelle, I will love you with all of my heart forever xxx

#5382

You on Playstation?? And why aren’t you in our dirty little Discord server?? There is much degeneracy to be found and madness to drown yourself in!!

I’ll be streaming the whole weekend, so when we are all in the same time frame we shall arrange a date with destiny!! You’ll know where we are because @Kalypsio will be trying to kill us off with barrels the little bastard lmao

#5383

what’s the discord link

I probably wont be able to play this weekend because I have work

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#5384

I DM’d you the link, and I’ll message our boys in the OG PSN group and see what we can arrange. It’ll be good exercise and nice to fight a Predator who knows what they are doing!!

Worst case scenario I’ll find a few randoms from my ongoing recruitment drive lmao

@Derangedxeno_02 You around this weekend brother?? No worries if you’re doing other stuff. I’d love to do a Xmas reunion with as many of the OG GOATs as possible because I don’t know how long this happiness of mine is going to last. I usually crash after a couple of weeks but hopefully Christmas Spirit will give me a natty 20 as you say lol

#5385

Go for it.