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#21

Nitrotech is the protein.
Celltech the creatine.
You want to stack your creatine
With either your preworkout or post-workout.
MuscleTechs preworkout is vaporx

Deca and Durateston what are those?

#22

Candy.

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#23

Have you ever eaten any of those candies?

#24

No. I wanna keep my hair for a few more years. Lmao

#25

I cant be negative enough to get on there.

Fuck you @Thezebbson

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#26

CellTech is where I draw the line. With all the science behind this stuff, I already feel like Iā€™m cheating. I had some dear antler spray but was too scared to take it. I gave it to one of the Sarms Goblins at my gym. To see how big he gets.
Iā€™m natty for life like Tren Oā€™Hearnā€¦ I mean Mike Oā€™Hearn.

#27

Thats for noobs, tren and halo are the best.

Me too like Rich Panini

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#28

@Sgt.CellTech I can help with the gains. Itā€™s quite simple to cause a genetic mutation that causes an overgrowth of muscle tissue. I will simply alter the genome to have the altered dual copies of the MSTN Gene that regulates Myostatin to cause Myostatin-related muscular hypertrophy.
Hit me up if you want to start selling the Genetic Edge to the gains.
Individuals with the genetic mutation can have over twice the average muscle mass and overall less body fat percentages.

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#29

He just a fat boy! Lay off!!
Look at that face! There is no way he can lose weight without looking like Smeegol!

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#30

Iā€™m selling a genetic edge for people Mass. Donā€™t question what other genes Iā€™m editing solely for the memes. It has to be done for science.

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#31

i understand but what that usually ends up like is cancer growth. Youā€™ll have to get him mushrooms or LSD.

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#32

I know a guy.

Besides, if he happens to grow another arm from my genetic tomfoolery itā€™ll increase his lifts by 33%!

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#33

Heā€™ll have to smoke. You need to do some damage first. But if heā€™s over the age of 18 then youā€™re have to suggest growth hormones like steroids. That would take the edge off.

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#34

Oh I can do some damage. I hope heā€™s over 18, otherwise that would bring the charges up to 26 children Iā€™ve genetically altered, and Iā€™m barely getting out scot free as it is through a legal loophole.
As for the other 25 ā€¦I had to make super soldiers dammit!

#35

Thats what personal trainers/dieticians do.

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#36

Dear godā€¦

#37

You donā€™t sound like youā€™re readyā€¦honestlyā€¦dig a plothole for him in advance. save yourself some money.
Unless you live in Louisana, then you could just drive him out to the swamps and let the alligators have a feast almighty. just let the food chain do itsā€™ work.

#38

Oh Iā€™m ready for the experiments, just didnā€™t know I could do it perfectly open and call it personal training/dietician.

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#39

Im not fat! Thatā€™s creatine bloat.

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#40

Rich stayed all natty until the end. That white powder they found with a credit card next to him, was sweet and low for the iced tea he was prepping. I guess itā€™s true. That stuff will kill you.

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