IM ON MARS!
I have 12 healthy potatoe plants, been playing PHG like a shit head now at level 1 because i came into a new PS4 base model and im feeling it!
Got to get it right yo!
I’m going to rithe forth into oblivion! Time has cometh for rejuvenation! And I am ready to rejuvenate!
i’M COMING FOR YOU fire! FIRE!!!
SOL 4
While i wait for Illfonic to release the 2nd KoK DLC:
Dude knows how to party in isolation.
SOL 14:
I MADE POTATOE! I IS SEXY!
Ive been waiting a long time for this next DLC, so FILTHFONIC, lets see SOMETHING SOON OK!?
You okay up there? You want some company??
Yeah…about that second KOK you’re requesting… It ain’t happening, illfonic are too locked in on the next scam they can release on another game, probably Ghostbusters.
you mean Halloween(the year round version?) ?
Yall left me up here on this rock, after the storm. Then i got a mega pole stuck in my abdomin. and i had to pull it out@!! and now yo think you can all come back to get me/>?!??!!
jebuz christ 30 people just fuckin viewed this post.
I BLAME DADDY!
It’s okay princess, Daddy is here now. Come, come here…let me give you a nice big hug, and I promise you don’t need to do the special touch this time…come on, it’s okay.
oh okey
Lost child?? Yeah, I must be lost coming back here all of the time. I come here to laugh at/with you and Skye, everyone else is just so cliche… (j/k before you cuhnuts get all salty af)
Sure
Stop doing that shit with your eyebrows young lady, or I will spank your ass!! Now go bring papa a nice cold beer and stfu
Aww…how can I hate you when you’re being so cute. Daddy forgives you xxx
SOL 16: Still waiting…ILLFONIC had not responded.
Tripped on a bar of soap and landed on a metal nail that lodged in my stomach…
It has not been my best week.
Still no word on the DLC yet:
The DLC will never come. Accept it. Get back home, let’s rethink this strategy!!
And while you are at it, Amphibious doesn’t work apparently. I’ve been killed by two separate Wolf players in the past couple of hours when I was supposed to be mudded up and invisible. Isabella + Amphibious + Ice Cold glows up like the sun it seems WTF!!?? FIX THIS ALREADY!!! lmao
