Texas girls be like....
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Bruh that’s just modern women in general
Pretty much. Even have it up here in OH.
That’s what we get for having 1/3 adults obese and another 1/3 overweight in the entire nation.
Never underestimate a blue-collar dad’s beer gut though, as when you decide to fuck around and find out you’re the only thing between that and the earth, it feels like it’s made of lead and hate.
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What’s worse is seeing all the women who you know would be beautiful if they just lost the weight. Sad that apparently eating less and doing some basic exercise is too hard for them.
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Also thought “looks familiar”, but I don’t think she is. I could be wrong tho.
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Howdy partner
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I can vouge for this you gotta find them diamonds in the ruff tho
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You’re from San Antonio?
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Did grand central station get shut down prematurely?
Does a white boy get a V.L. placaso?
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Im tired of you prancing that precious little ass around like you on the forums. Now get the fuck out of here.
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You know Diamond? From Sugars?
The one that walks funny after gettin a good humpin lol oh yea she cleaned my pipes out friday
Sad but true. But at least Austin is full of crossfitters and vegans. Though most are crazy uptight bitches who believe they are all princesses
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Don’t you dare mansplain to them either or they’ll bite your dick off
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Yeah.
If it’s a legit medical problem like a thyroid/metabolic disorder, than that’s another thing, but if it’s just poor lifestyle & they refuse to make changes, I have no sympathy.
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Nothing wrong with some cushion for your pushin
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Just say you are a feminist and eat some eggplant lasagna to smash that strawberry flavored pu$$y. Then ghost them like they deserve to be
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