The Council V The Authority

#41

So you’re simps

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#42

Their leader is a melon

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#43

That’s a dirty word don’t use it again

#44

https://youtube.com/shorts/zTWz8bYhCzg?feature=share
POV CptCalf

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#45

Big time simp. I was one of the 20 other guys hanging out for Sunday School!

#46

Ultra mega melon will reign supreme.

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#47

Ok I promise I won’t say the dirty word again.

Wait what was the dirty word? Shit, shot, ship, shrimp, oh that’s right, its simp.
Apologies, my memory is, lacking at best.

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#48

Im sorry, I forgot you were there. You may go now.

#49

Dad? Did you forget me for 18 years?

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#50

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#51

😂
Took you long enough

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#52

I legit squat 600 pounds if you’re wondering. I hit legs I swear 🥸

#53

I know cpt calf

#54

No. I just left you.
Whiskey and hookers will always beat changing pampers, son.
You’ll know the feeling when you have little fockers of your own.

#55

Sike.
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And you know where you got your taste in hookers and whiskey, right?

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#56

That’s impossible!!!

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#57

Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

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#58

Noooooo

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#59

Betray the melons join the CalfCrew

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#60

Nein