Quit ur wankin’ an’ fappin’ an’ git outside ya dummie
The Female Predator Thread
I work outside, so I touchgrass all the time.
Unlike everyone else that still posts here religiously
The issue here is that you are a degenerate
Therefore the only solution is 75+ hours of mandatory bible study
Jokes on you I’m not religious or horny 24/7
It’s out there if you’re willing to look XD
Plenty of human c0ck and every other type of c0ck which unfortunately in my epic quest for the satiation of horny I have unwittingly stumbled upon. Y know the demogorgon from stranger things? Once I found some pretty decent nsfw back shots of it - turns out it was gay. It took me a good five minutes of looking at it and kinda wanking to figure out that there was a dick on it, and I was just like ‘fuck my life’ lol
So yeah stay tuned for more weird ass stories.
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The women wrapped in jizz-and-blood-stained sheets in his garage XD
Where porn, need link
Also there’s image compression and I shit you not I will eat drywall if I do not see some goddamn high-quality space tiddies
😂😂😂 the demigorgon? Lol I feel like your trolling bill
Those sound up there with these pornos spongeknob and strokemon lmao
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I wish
Or the producers of stranger things wish anyway XD
There’s not much of it but the (non-insidiously-gay) stuff is actually not bad.
Back in my day, when we couldn’t animate our wierd kinks…
Non-insidiously gay? So its still gay but not super gay?
If thas wut you mean, call me old fashioned but Ill stick to just to the regular hetero genre lol
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James Cameron wanted blue animated boobs on the 80s but the tech didn’t exist. Now James Cameron is filming Avatar 5: The way of space boobs.
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Nope it’s my mental escape from reality where I pretend all the shit in the world doesn’t exist
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Wow I don’t even remember the first Avatar, and I never saw the 2nd.
I tried sending compressing it several times the smallest I could get it was 3 MB.
So the next best step is to just send in a single frame of the gif, but each frame was about 4 MB.
I was finally able to compress that and here it is, in all it’s butchered non-gif glory.
The original I guess is too good for this shity forum.
Miss you @Papa_Applepie
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Nah I mean it was difficult to tell from the picture, like it was just a shot of the back and they’d modelled it with a very round ass. Tbh I didn’t even consider the idea that it was gay until I saw another post by the same author with the same model that was a frontal shot, and lo and behold the thing had a fucken dick. But yeah other than that it was smooth sailing, would highly reccomend it (deviant porn, not being unable to figure out if something is gay or not).
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Well it’s better than nothing, thanks a bunch. If I could trouble you a slight bit more - what did the full gif depict?
Sorry you lost me - are you referring to your “happy place” here, or the women wrapped in jizz-and-blood-stained sheets in your garage?
😂😂😂😂😂 while wanking?