The Holy Tater

Now hear me out on this one:

Fak yu lol!

Plz be respectful in the name of the Tater

i only respect god talos, skyrim guide

I h8 U. You understand?

No.

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I am Salvadoran.

I h8 U

Cool, me too born and raised.

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I still don’t understand what you are saying, could you be a little more clear with your explanation?

Yes, IH8U

I don’t get it.

Potatoes are like the chicken of vegetables. They’re good. They’re cheap and everywhere, but for the most part they have a bland taste on their own and just serve as a canvas for you to create a flavor using seasonings. Compared to other tubers and roots, potatoes are in the bottom of flavor. Try some cassava, malanga or taro and you’ll understand, because those are a lot more savory.

Now on the why do we call noob players potatoes, I believe it comes from the colloquial “couch potato”… Someone who is just there sitting down doing nothing other than staring at the TV screen

Will you ever be able to see Palpatine the same way after this?

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is that…Massbender? Oh god it is!

Now it’s Michael AssBender.

You’ve been simping for Assbender all this time.

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Because potatoes are fucking resilient, they can be grown in such a versatility in environment that they can justifiably come from any region, like the human retard, it’s roots are globally indigenous and thus know no official boundaries.

I did Nazi that one coming.

Bit of a surprise, reich?

All I’m gonna say is papa palpy is always big spoon, and sure as hell not the bottom.

Just make sure its tasteful.