Wow, holy shit, no way bro.
The Player Observation Thread
Honestly pretty sad tbh.
Oh man, Iām sorry, I donāt mean to make you sad. Truly. I canāt change my username but Iāll gladly change my picture to some huge biceps, or a generic Predator image, just so I can fit in to your forum narrative better.
That would be better than roleplaying as a girl lmao.
Mmmmmmm except I donāt roleplay as a girl. I mean I catfished a few times, mostly like several years ago and it worked, but you can only hold on to the facade for so long. Like seriously if I could change my name I would have long ago.
Weird beta activities. Get some help.
Ironic.
Troll account vs some guy pretending to be a girl and talking to other dudes. Iāll take the troll account lmao. Betaboi
People who believe that alpha beta shit are betas.
Easy to talk shit when nobody knows who you are isnāt it
Both are one in the same, actually. One could say successfully catfishing is the ultimate troll. Your logic is failing you.
Awe your fake boyfriends are here to save the day. I guess they also pretend you are a girl and lurk to be the white knight. My logic isnāt failing youāre just used to having this whole forum side with you.
No one in here knows who anyone is really. Unless they know each other IRL. Calm down bro I aināt here to steal ur fake āgirlfriendā.
Itās already blown lol no defusing here š
Jesus loves yall
Not personally, no, and it doesnāt have any relevance.
Literally nobody here thinks heās a girl & nobody has for years. Youāre way too late to the scoop on that one.
For all we know, you could be a closeted cross dresser whoās taking out frustration on him to make yourself feel betterš¤·āāļø
Itās actually quite common for people to do stuff like that in an attempt to hide their own tendencies. Most normal people usually donāt give a shit about what other people use as their pfp & username. You however, decided to essentially dedicate your entire account to the guy though.
Like I said, itās easy to talk shit behind anonymity.
Iām guessing youāre one of the low mercys but do feel free to correct me if Iām wrong.
LMAO you mad? And out of all the gay teams on PHG you chose to assume I was in that one. You my friend have some sort of obsession. If it means anything to you, I play solo most of the time and do not affiliate with any of the groups.
And it does have relevance, letās say for example I did use my username thatās on PHG instead of the troll account. I would still talk the same shit because at the end of the day I donāt know any of you, nor would anything be done about it š.
I did have one poor guy absolutely convinced like four years ago. Bro actually even asked me out, at which point I had to break the news to him. Still feel kinda bad about that. Kinda.
I donāt think heās from the Mercy crew. They know me as Johnny. No Iām fairly sure its an alt of Deez, his typing style and choice of words are very similar, and the account showed up around the time me and him started going at it about his sperg out with the kid. Not 100% though, but its the most likely conclusion as nobody else would have this much of a personal issue with me to go so far as to make a parody account. Iām flattered, to be honest. Its like when John Cena goes to see the dying make a wish kids who are all dressed in his merch.