The Redditor Observation Thread

post pictures of stupid posts on the reddit, players who talk shit, group masturbation over illfonic, etc

This guy, he’s kind of a dick to other people for no reason.

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i actually played nofisherman, he’s trash

I did too, awhile ago. More like recyclable.

This whole fucking thread.

Oh, and this guy.

Yeah guys, don’t listen to “experts”! Don’t listen to the people that actually test these things to find out what the numbers actually say, they’re WRONG! They should touch GRASS!

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i have never in my life seen illfonics c*ck shoved that far down someone’s throat

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I’ve got to respond to these cretins I can’t help myself

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i’ve been doing it too lol. it’s hilarious to get their reactions. i’ve challenged a few people in there to private matches and they all pu$$y out.

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Yh they all have that “oh you just don’t know me son…” energy when trying to make themselves sound good because you don’t recognise their potato username. It’s like they want to sound mysterious or some shit

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if every single one of those potatoes in that reddit played against me as fireteam, the match would end in like 2 seconds because i’d just shishkebab them with the combistick and then they would cry about “imbalance” or plasma spam (even though plasma was never used)

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They’d complain about literally anything.

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pls help, this fan has the brain cell count of a redditor

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AWWWWWWW you have a faaaannn!!!

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i’m pretty sure dude is like a 12 yr old kid who doesn’t speak english as a primary language

You should team up with him, he could be like your little jungle buddy :3

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hell no, i (very generously) accepted to play his squad tomorrow so i can squish them and then block him

Noooo why would you block him?? He’s just looking for cool people to play with! Come on, Symbiote-sempaiiii

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i had a seizure reading this

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You’re not the only one