you boys’ funny little forum squabbles are so cute! lovers trifles, i suppose
The True Story Of Samhain13! (GONE SEXUAL)
3 Likes
im the only one on this forum with abs
Baby i don’t care about no abs, that just sells novels
I’m looking for booty. A man’s butt.
And when I see one that i like, i tell them ‘I like you, and i want you. now we can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours.’
And they always say yes
I have no problems with my gayity, i like booty.
but i’m also a warrior. don’t forget that
4 Likes
if you want ass ask clutch
2 Likes
You said his photo I used isn’t recent
Show me him now or his booty
It’s natural, you have this many men here for so long, eventually someone’s gonna have to give up some booty
Booty is more important than food
more important than water. I like booty.
2 Likes
It’s hilarious that you think you actually look anywhere even remotely close to aesthetic. It’s very obvious you grew up as an Arnold fanboy and are thriving to look like him in his prime because it makes your pee pee hard, but I gotta tell you, you’re failing. You look unnatural and juiced up. Like a mashed together frankenlifter. The type of dude that the average girl would look at and go “ew he looks like he’s on steroids”. Girls aren’t into what you look like. I really don’t care how hard you try to spin it, I’m not an idiot and have long been around my fair share of women. They’re simply not into grotesque, asymmetrical, gorilla-looking guys that live in run-down apartments with their parents in 3rd world countries and have nothing to show for themselves besides 15K youtube subscribers in 5 years of trying lmao. Learn to use your brain and make some money and become a REAL alpha. The kind this world actually caters to. Or keep lying to yourself and thinking you are even remotely attractive to women as entire package. You’re simply not. You’ve got ONE thing going for you (in your mind at least), and that’s your physique, and I’ve just pointed out how your body type is not even attractive to the average girl (I’ve heard it repeated endlessly over the years how girls aren’t into that). So what else do you bring to the table that’s enticing to women? Nothing, and that’s the keyword to describe you. Nothing. You’re not accomplished in any way, shape, or form.
I check to see if find anything funny.
Though I’m not sure how much weight anything say holds when you’re literally here yourself.
Difference between us tho, is you’re here to stalk me.
Notice I havent said shit to you in forever, but the moment I point out some one objectively lame, you jump on my dick.
Also clutch, if you’re gonna put a picture, make it a meme or at least make sure it’s me. Though we know its killing you ain’t it tho fahgio flintstone? The fact that you dont know what I look like. You desperately need to know. Its pathetic.
Also, I’m not sure why you think I live with anyone.
You have this delusion you made up of me and you so desperately need it to be real.
Its pathetic.
You’re pathetic.
No matter how much you work out clutch, wont change how fucking ugly you are.
Looking like a European dope fiend.
Same thing I told the other reject, shut the fuck up yo dumbass ain’t capable of being funny, and in your case clutch, saying anything worth a fuck.
You ain’t shit, nevah gonna be shit.
You can keep talking btw, but Just know you’re beyond fucking irrelevant broski.
Lmao I never looked for these pictures on the first place they just showed up where I could see em.
I have no interest in looking up any one on here.
Unlike some people on here I dont obsses over others xD.
Yeah he should create a pyramid scheme using homeless people to steal catalytic converters like the rest of us.
Give 20 homeless men 100 bucks and a sawzall each, bring them into a full parking lot, and have each of them bring you 10 catalytic converters. That is 200 catalytic converters, each being around 1000 usd.
Subtract the 2000 dollars and you have made $198,000 in one afternoon. Part out said catalytic converters slowly over time, only selling 2 or less of the same kind at a time to mom and pop style scrap yards a far distance away, preferably a couple states over. Making a road trip to sell half of it at first is probably your best bet.
You come on here looking for funny stuff? Lmao who the fucks been on here in months? Oh that’s right, you? This is your home. When you can’t make it in social media because people will laugh at your stupid anime profile pic. And everyone calls you a f@g on Reddit. You got to settle for this shit hole.
You’re a worthless piece of shit that couldn’t handle the responsibilities of being an adult. So you literally eat your fat ass to death so you can qualify for morbid obesity disability checks.
Just remember, those little ssi checks are the only reason your mother hasn’t kicked your dumbass out the housing projects you grew up in you fucking riff raff. Welfare allows you to surf the net and look for “funny stuff” on a dead forum.
1 Like
hjhjjhjhj Aren’t ya’ll happy over this fantastic get together i’ve created. Haven’t seen the community this alive in ages. God bless hjhjh
1 Like
Hjhjhj, im very happy bout your state of mind. Didn’t know it would be this easy to drive you to commit real life threats. Hjhjhjhj too bad i have no idea who this Malin is. Bless her soul, i’ll pray after Little Sammy boy takes her life over a dead game. Hjhjhj haha wow!
1 Like
Your response is kinda funny in tone, because its clear you’re triggered just because I pointed out the fact that @Thezebbson has and always will be objectively lame.
Like it’s my fault. Like I made him that way.
I dont cause this shit, I just call it out. Like how lame you are.
But let’s get serious with you, shall we clutch?
It’s more pathetic than anything because you desperately try to fish information out of me with the most generic wanna be, (key words- wanna be ) roast and shit talk.
It’s really unfortunate for you, that you lack a sense of humor and any kind of intelligence, on top of some creativity and quick wit, cause if I get hit with a good roast, I just laugh. Unlike you, I can take a joke xD.
Most of you on here anyway with your self important asses who cant handle someone poking fun or making fun of them xD.
Yet with how lame you are, you deserve it.
And so, what ends up happening?
You start trying to figure out anything you can about me to try and talk shit.
Cause me calling out facts about you cuts deep, so you wanna try to get back at me xD.
I cant help that you’re lame clutch.
On top of being fucking stupid and pathetic.
Dont be these things, I wont call them out.
By all means, keep going tho.
It’s kinda funny seeing you talk shit about me being on here when you you literally lurk on here waiting for me to call someone lame so you can be captain save a hoe.
I guess that gets you off?
Lmao.
Why do you call anyone lame? Like you of all people. 🤣
You’re a 40 year old degenerate that guards the forum day and night like it’s your personal little cave.
Get off the internet for one day. Your fat ass needs to get on your electric scooter/wheelchair and go outside and see the birds or something.
Does that sound better than just sitting here day in and day out waiting for Mass to post a little frog with a clown wig so you can just beat off non-stop until you cum into a sock and say “damn, that was lame.”
Sad life man.
I haven’t posted a thing in over 4 months maybe longer. It’s funny that you think I’m sitting there waiting for you to post something you delusional fuck. 🤡
The great paragraph war has begun
1 Like
Sure junior Lillatorpsgatan 11 C 1302 Göteborg was expecting better
He can’t be drunk when I steal all his beers ✊🏻
1 Like
Hjhjhjhj send me a samhain13 shirt will ya? Or is the fee to big for ya? Ask your dad for a loan and id be thankful. Hjhjhjhj
Silly Fantasma, I am Fire and CptCellTech and many other accounts
-I call someone on here lame.
-clutch comes in like captain save a hoe.
-says I’m guarding the forums.
-proceeds to post generic shit talk
-concludes by saying hes not waiting for me to post anything, yet his response is literally right after mine, and withing the same time frame.
You’re just proving my point.
You spent 4 months away, which I think is a lie but idk, I dont stalk you the way you stalk others, but YET you had to make it a response to me calling out someone being objectively and factually lame.
You don’t see how that makes you obsessed?
Oh top of that you got these fantasies you come up with about me lmao.
I’m just saying, how you gonna talk shit Bout me being here when you’re itching, always waiting for me to say lame so you can jump in?
Lmao fkn steroid junkie.